You're too high when...

[ChemicalSmiles]

When you can't talk, cant go to work, or spend more than 10$ at a fast food restaurant.

 

[brainslookfunny]

^ ill have four, no, six, no eight regular tacos. I mean, eight sets of two regular tacos for a dollar. 2 jr bacon cheeseburgers for a dollar, two 99 cent chicken sandwiches, a jumbo jack with no onions, and a large water

placing that order took four minutes, and there's still three people in the car trying to figure out what combination of dollar priced shit they want

I worked at Jack in the Box, and we hated people like us!

 

[Mentalhead]

When you can't run a microwave, even one with presets and text explaining them.

When you take stupid plays on words and try to incorporate them into conversation, acting like they're relevant.

 

[Smiley:)]

You see music when you close your eyes.

Wait, that's the right amount of high there

i had that the other day after a super-packed joint, my friend was on my decks and i was laying on the bed and could see the colours of the music, it felt like we were in some dark dingy afterparty where hedonism ruled supreme %) even though it was about midday and sunny outside

good times%) %)

another one - having to pause the apprentice every 10 seconds to have an in depth discussion about the candidates and tasks

 

[Hoss]

^ What kinda music was your friend spinning Smiley?

 

[Smiley:)]

^ What kinda music was your friend spinning Smiley?

trance, the one song that i remember was the rank 1 mix of life less ordinary if you know it

i was travelling along the song and the different elements (bassline, drums etc) were different colours and when the tune got to the break everything went black and the drop was a huge wall of green, was brilliant

its the most fucked ive ever been, i reckon it was a badly distributed joint and i got a nice bit of weed in my tokes

 

[RegisteredStoneeer]

when you put some munchies in the microwave and walk away. 10-20 minutes later you faintly smell smoke, and remember. The whole kitchen and adjoining rooms are filled with smoke and the plastic cover melted into the plate.
...and you consider still eating the food underneath..

 

[Newbierock]

When you combine foods to create super foods!

Coco pops + Custard! - Good.

Milk + Cake! - Bad.

 

[ChemicalSmiles]

Milk and pound cake in jail rocks though. Its some of the best shit you can get.

 

[neoblazing]

when you put some munchies in the microwave and walk away. 10-20 minutes later you faintly smell smoke, and remember. The whole kitchen and adjoining rooms are filled with smoke and the plastic cover melted into the plate.
...and you consider still eating the food underneath..

LOL so true do that a few times.

your too high when you can swear you cooked munchies and actually didn't you just planned to.

 

[Khadijah]

.. you say "they only pee when they have to be" in the middle of a completely logical sentence. as my friend did. but then you soon realize that instead of laughing at how little sense it made.. smoke until it makes sense.

Haha, i got one like that...One time we smoked mad blunts and maybe there migha been some 40s n beers involved, but I was running to beat my BF to the bathroom cuz i had to go bad. I peed mad quick,then he went in and took longer than me. and my homegirl was like Damn you were faster than him and i said "I pee him quicker!" LOL

 

[saucy2040]

other than that i dont think you can get "too high" it just keeps getin better and better until you pass out

id semi agree with that. although its mainly till u pass out there is a point where if u can manage to stay awake that u realy cant get any higher.

 

[fenix_starr]

You're on youtube watching vids of people rolling joints. Hahahhahh!

You eat a HUGE bowl of applesauce. *burp*

Your eyes are comparable to lobsters.

You go for walks and smoke mad joints to get higher.

You shed a tear at the sight of a blunt wrap

 

[JimiHawK*]

you suddenly begin to start laughing for no reason at all - 10 minutes later you stop to think why you are laughing - then laugh 10 more minutes at the fact that you were laughing at nothing

 

[foodisgood]

when you get some of your food from the drive thru and drive off not knowing that there was another bag that you forgot

 

[SoBeIt]

When you goto a drive through, hand them the money and just drive off with no food.

 

[TeamShed]

when you're sitting in a chair with your eyes closed, and it feels like you're rolling backwards, but still manage to fall forward a little.

 

[Maximux]

Your pupils nearly take up your whole eye.

 

[Chicago66]

you pass out with your head in a toilet and wake up 5mins later covered in sick talking about quills.

if you mean the movie quills then i've totally been there...one too many times...

 

[dreworthedrew]

maybie somone allready said this but in the middle of a conversation you totally forget what your talking about. an ask the person what was i talking about.?