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user99

user99

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You watch those tv commercials all night trying to sell those overpriced carpet vaporizers.
 
You see music when you close your eyes.

Wait, that's the right amount of high there
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You try driving your girlfriend's brother's bed. :S

he had one of them really cool ferrari beds!
 
user99 said:
You watch those tv commercials all night trying to sell those overpriced carpet vaporizers.
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My friends father who was a stoner had one of those, the piece of shit never worked lol
 
you decide it would be a really good idea to launch those mortars left over from the fourth of july.. in the middle of the street at night...
 
you light the wrong end of a cigarette, don't get a hit, try again and make sure to roast it with your lighter, get a fat hit of filter, realize what you've done, puke.
 
U cant roll a fucking joint or cant eat spaghettis koz they are moving!!
 
dr_keenan said:
you light the wrong end of a cigarette, don't get a hit, try again and make sure to roast it with your lighter, get a fat hit of filter, realize what you've done, puke.
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Oh man I hate doing that!!! I normally notice once the filter goes a flame though..never puked, lucky me I guess.
 
.. you say "they only pee when they have to be" in the middle of a completely logical sentence. as my friend did. but then you soon realize that instead of laughing at how little sense it made.. smoke until it makes sense.
 
you get stuck in a curtain and dont give a shit

you pass on the last krippy blunt closed with hash oil because you cannot open your eyes or move your arms to see or even atemt to realize the concept of blunt. (me on 420) blunt was sooo fat too...

other than that i dont think you can get "too high" it just keeps getin better and better until you pass out
 
you sit for what feels like 30 minutes rubbing your hands in the sand/water and when you check the time it was actually 5 minutes
 
dr_keenan said:
you light the wrong end of a cigarette, don't get a hit, try again and make sure to roast it with your lighter, get a fat hit of filter, realize what you've done, puke.
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i laughed so fucking hard at that.
maybe im too high.
 
You become convinced you are having a heart attack and less than one minute later you have forgotten and are in front of the fridge eating straight chocolate sauce.
 
When someone points out you've been holding the bong/blunt/joint for a long time without hitting it, and instead of apologising and/or taking your hit, you explain very carefully why it is that you have been holding it.

One of my stoner friends used to do that all the time, it drove us nuts.
 
solistus said:
When someone points out you've been holding the bong/blunt/joint for a long time without hitting it, and instead of apologising and/or taking your hit, you explain very carefully why it is that you have been holding it.

One of my stoner friends used to do that all the time, it drove us nuts.
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hahahahahhaha
i know someone who does that
 
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