So I'm pretty drunk and high, about to head to bed, when my toilet starts vibrating. I open top of the toilet tank and discover that any time this lever stays down too long the whole toilet starts shaking. The only solution is to slowly milk the lever by pressing it up and down to let water in the tank to the point that the lever floats. It slowly dawns on me that this process will take the next 20 minutes. However, to let go of the lever is to awaken my anti-drug roommate and have him see me in an extremely stoned state.
So, yep, I stood there and milked that fucker for 20 minutes.