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your *wtf?* moments

Up until 3 years ago, I was from Launceston. Is there a post code on the package (would be 72xx)? That will narrow it down to a suburb.
That is weird, even for Tasmania.

Maybe you have stumbled apon Australia's underground Teeth Trading syndicate. =D Funny stuff.
 
Wooould you like to enter the shop? :)

Like these??

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:)


I too have acquired an Ebay Stalker. Has provided much amusement ove rthe past, hmmmm... at least 6 months or so.

"presents" to date include :
Teeth
A porcelin chimney sweep/clown figurine
A clay pipe with an evil face on it
A pikelet
WWII trench foot powder
An old computer monitor
An old red biscuit tin...
 
<3

^Remember we still haven't ruled out the possibility of your ingesting an inhuman amount of hallucinogens and proceeding to purchase these items on EBay and have them posted to yourself only to suffer a severe case of amnesia once everything is back to base, have we?

...random blank and labelled DVD anyone? ;)
 
ok my most recent wtf moment.

Working in a music store, quiet afternoon, about 2pm playing Chris Isaak's greatest hits. Now anyone that knows Chris Isaak will know that his music is quite nice and not "loud" by any means. Anyway this lady comes in and by the time i get to serving her she has her hands over her ears saying that she is gonna vomit, and proceeds to dump 10 dvds on the counter and leaves. So i assume that she isnt coming back and go on to serve more people.
She comes back 10 minutes later and yells
"Why havent you got my dvds ready"
me---"Sorry i didn't realise you were coming back"
her--- "Can you please turn the music off?
me---"well no i can't, its a music store, we have to have music playing"
her---"well this AWFUL death METAL is making me sick, im going to vomint, get my dvds ready i cant stand it in here!!!"

*meanwhile chris isaak is playing "So baby please retunr the love, you gave to me, i know that somebodys dying....somebodys crying" in the background.

So i get all her dvds ready doubtful of whether she is gonna come back and continue serving customers who are actually in the store. 5 minutes later she yells from outside the store
"You are unbelievable missy, why arent my dvds ready!!!"
me---"well you keep leaving the store, i wasnt sure whether you actually wanted them..."
her---"well i cant stand in this store, its making me ill, cant you see you stupid girl"
me --- "okay well they are ready if you want to come pay for them"
her---"no you come out here and get the money i cant go in that store."
me --- "no you have to come HERE, and pay for them"

so she comes in slams the cash on the counter while i deliberately take forever to put them into the bag

her---"hurry up, im going to be sick, i asked you to turn it off and you wouldnt so hurry up!!!"
me---"miss, you have to understand that this is a music store, and we play music, and other people may be enjoying the music so i cant turn it off."

she huffs and puffs and storms out with her hands over her ears to cover the sounds of chris isaaks "DEATH METAL" \. People at the counter proceed to giggle with me.

WTF?!
 
Duckboy, as I have told you porcelain teeth like those are rare now days ( and fucking noisy to chomp with). You have enough for quite a made set off "pub crawl" teeth. Especially if they are attached to a clowns head, if you get my drift.
 
I went to a bakery this morning and bought a flat white cos it was cold and rainy and I had fuck all else to do anyway...

Then I noticed they had suasage rolls in a pie warmer, mmm mmm I thought,

''I'll have one of those thanks gov''

''sure mate, That's 6 bucks thanks''

''No worries'' say I

Walk back to the office and get it out to eat and....

freezzing fucken cold....

Who the fuck sells cold sausage rolls, moreover, who sells cold sausage rolls and doesn't say, they're cold mate, do want me to microwave it for ya....

moreover, who puts cold sausage rolls in a pie warmer and doesn't turn the fucken thing on

WTF???
 
Not so much a WTF moment, but gave my mum and i goosebumps:

On Saturday afternoon, we were over at my late Pa's house, cleaning up and getting ready for the wake yesterday. I'd collected a large amount of photos and was putting together a collage of my pa's life on a board. I was asking mum whether i should arrange them roughly in order or just place the pictures will-nilly. I said to mum "I wonder what Pa would say - ordered or willy nilly?". As i said willy-nilly, the electric kettle turned on.

Make of that what you will, but i put the pictures on the board willy-nilly, just in case.
 
Shit, i had so many "wtf" moments... but after a beer and 2 tramadol, i can't remember shit.
Mabie this itself is a wtf moment.
 
i used to work for as a telemarketer for a mortgage company but then had to quit for school. Now i am getting a job there again. Well the point is that we do our job trying to call people and get something sold no matter how we do it. We never try to annoy anyone but the people are rude to us, they curse and yell and threaten insteasd of hanging up.
 
A few weeks ago i had to briefly slum it in enfield, in order to go to a store there. As i was walking down the street to the store, a stranger approached me saying, "MATE, MATE!! Hey, you got a dollar mate?". I'm replied, '... No sorry, nothing on me,' and kept walking down the street. A minute later, I realised I was on the wrong street and turned around. As I was walking back up the street, I heard again, "MATE MATE!' in the exact same intonation as before, but this time abruptly cut short: he had realised that he had already asked me. He then apologised.

I went walking off with a confused smile on my face thinking 'wtf ... there's bum etiquette??!?'
 
TV makes me go WTF every 5 minutes when i'm on DXM, or really stoned
Salvia is a WTF drug.....every neuron in my brain screams WTF every time I hit that shit
 
papermate: Castle Hill to Mt Druitt.... have you noticed the guys who hang around in their cars at the Towers near the piazza. I'm betting they're from Mt Druitt. ;)[/QUOTE]

The new 'castle hill to mt druitt' bus line is to blame. Bringing all the bogans in for day trips to the 'shops' with the centerlink dole money change left over after buying a case and ciggies.

Sorry, castle towers lowes are out of stubbies and flip flops, try blacktown, its closer, and u still have change for the pokies.
 
At the start of Deliverance, the scene with the banjo picking hillbilly kid on the porch. That was a royal what the fuck moment on several levels.
 
one_swift_move said:
The new 'castle hill to mt druitt' bus line is to blame. Bringing all the bogans in for day trips to the 'shops' with the centerlink dole money change left over after buying a case and ciggies.

Sorry, castle towers lowes are out of stubbies and flip flops, try blacktown, its closer, and u still have change for the pokies.
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I'd still rather hang out with the Druitt crew. At least they're not deluded bastards in stripey jumpers who pretend the Hills is the Nth Shore while sipping on their Starbucks and macking on the girls in General Pants.

I <3 the Towers (obviously).
 
haha had a wtf moment last week:
i was waiting on the highway for a friend and a cop drive past so i just looked as it as it drove up the street and looked behind it and there was a truck with a skip bin(the ones that people have on there lawn when they get renovations) with a holden commodore ontop of the bin. i was just looking at it for about 5 seconds before i realised that it wasent normal haha.

anyone know why it would be there?
 
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