phrozen said:Ha! I know someone that got a traffic ticket when a cop saw him throw out a cig butt from his car.
Yo, one time me and my man and some titties with legs were chillin out, bored as fuck just drivin around at like 1 am (Always a bad plan)
Were at a light at a intersection of 2 main roads, n NOT A SOUL anywhere in any direction....Just us......And the cop behind us.Aw fuck. You know how whenever its just you and a cop, you just KNOW its goin down? Well were waitin for it, and shits actually OK, then Big Titties ASHES out the window. Not even throw a butt, but ashes. Woop woop! Aw man, we got stopped.
Well me In the winter, i always got the fake northface on, big puffy muthafucka. Anyways my dumbass had a grinder, some bud, a unrolled wrapped blunt, one of them "blow the smoke thru the fabrix softener toilet paper tube" contraptions, and some other shit. The trees i had was shake, in big ol prescription bottle. So im like fuck, stuffin shit into my bra, how the hell you gona hide a script bottle and a toilet paper tube in your titties? So i give some shit to the double E's to stuff in between those massive things and they disappear like cake down a fat bitchs throat.
The cop is lookin at us what are we doin , etc. We got stopped becuz she ashed out the window. Cop said he could give us a $400 fine for that. She was also 16, so hes askin why she has cigs, she too young to smoke, etc. i was 17 at the time. Arguing with her, saying he can fine us right now, bla bla bla, "But we didnt throw it out the window it was just ash" I dont care, that is a ticketable offense, n so on. Im sittin there like Thank god he didnt start talkin about weed yet, with my shirt stuffed with paraphernelia , with my jacket zipped up like prayin he dont ask me to take it off or hell see that it looks like i got a grinder shaped tumor on my stomach and a toilet paper roll boob. Anyways, the cop has us there for like 30 minutes just sittin, and eventually he just come back, lectures us about smokin, and goes "Know what, Im sure somethings goin on here, but to be honest, Its late, Im old, and Im just too tired to do the paperwork tonight. Have a safe trip home and dont throw shit out the window."
So the moral of the story is.....Never.....Fuck around with cigarettes and where to ash or dispose of them. USE YOUR FUCKIN ASHTRAY AT ALL TIMES!!! I cant believe i forgot to mention that rule, so johanneschimpo you brought it up, Good lookin out, that is a great one. that no one thinks of but its a a definate pull over excuse.
Im thinkin of makin this into a FAQ kinda thing once we get a lil more responses, and editing it into one well written, informative and to the point post, so gimme some more good ones peeps. :D