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Your Rules for a Run

phrozen said:
Ha! I know someone that got a traffic ticket when a cop saw him throw out a cig butt from his car.

Yo, one time me and my man and some titties with legs were chillin out, bored as fuck just drivin around at like 1 am (Always a bad plan)

Were at a light at a intersection of 2 main roads, n NOT A SOUL anywhere in any direction....Just us......And the cop behind us.Aw fuck. You know how whenever its just you and a cop, you just KNOW its goin down? Well were waitin for it, and shits actually OK, then Big Titties ASHES out the window. Not even throw a butt, but ashes. Woop woop! Aw man, we got stopped.

Well me In the winter, i always got the fake northface on, big puffy muthafucka. Anyways my dumbass had a grinder, some bud, a unrolled wrapped blunt, one of them "blow the smoke thru the fabrix softener toilet paper tube" contraptions, and some other shit. The trees i had was shake, in big ol prescription bottle. So im like fuck, stuffin shit into my bra, how the hell you gona hide a script bottle and a toilet paper tube in your titties? So i give some shit to the double E's to stuff in between those massive things and they disappear like cake down a fat bitchs throat.

The cop is lookin at us what are we doin , etc. We got stopped becuz she ashed out the window. Cop said he could give us a $400 fine for that. She was also 16, so hes askin why she has cigs, she too young to smoke, etc. i was 17 at the time. Arguing with her, saying he can fine us right now, bla bla bla, "But we didnt throw it out the window it was just ash" I dont care, that is a ticketable offense, n so on. Im sittin there like Thank god he didnt start talkin about weed yet, with my shirt stuffed with paraphernelia , with my jacket zipped up like prayin he dont ask me to take it off or hell see that it looks like i got a grinder shaped tumor on my stomach and a toilet paper roll boob. Anyways, the cop has us there for like 30 minutes just sittin, and eventually he just come back, lectures us about smokin, and goes "Know what, Im sure somethings goin on here, but to be honest, Its late, Im old, and Im just too tired to do the paperwork tonight. Have a safe trip home and dont throw shit out the window."

So the moral of the story is.....Never.....Fuck around with cigarettes and where to ash or dispose of them. USE YOUR FUCKIN ASHTRAY AT ALL TIMES!!! I cant believe i forgot to mention that rule, so johanneschimpo you brought it up, Good lookin out, that is a great one. that no one thinks of but its a a definate pull over excuse.

Im thinkin of makin this into a FAQ kinda thing once we get a lil more responses, and editing it into one well written, informative and to the point post, so gimme some more good ones peeps. :D
 
Bleh. These are getting stupid. I always throw butts out the window. Or actually if I have my own car I always toss it out of the sunroof and usually just make sure there's no other cars nearby that it will hit. Only problem I've ever had with this was when my friend flicked his burning cig at some guy's window at stoplight and the fucker followed my car for a little while and looked beyond pissed until I could lose him.

For a run. Minimum # of people in the car. Packed cars are shady. As much as I hate to say it, it's best if there's only white people in the car. As soon as you add one black person you're asking to get pulled over.

Another rule is to not waste time asking the guy on the corner for random shit or making small talk. If he can has to go get dropped off at some corner a few streets down to get some more shit you really want then come back in your own fucking car and find the same guy posted up and get as much as you fucking want.

Not much else. Make the car look somewhat normal. No excessive burn-marks from people nodding out in your car, no hole where the stereo used to be with a bunch of wires exposed. Throw in some college books and corporate magazines and food. Maybe wear some shirt with some religious slogan on it. I always forget this one and wear my Pantera shirt and black Dickies. But tis all well still...
 
rat tat tat tat said:
Hate to say it, it's best if there's only white people in the car. As soon as you add one black person you're asking to get pulled over.
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This can work the opposite way. If you and everyone else in your car is white, and you are rolling around in an all-black neighborhood, you will stand out like a sore thumb. Cops will pull you over for any stupid reason, just because they know the ONLY reason you would POSSIBLY be in the area is to buy drugs. If you are a white boy driving in an all black area (say the Bedford-Stuyvesant area of Brooklyn, for example) you can't tell cops that you "have family in the area."

Sometimes I wish I had more black friends to take with me on drug runs. I might not look so conspicuous. ;)
 
rat tat tat tat said:
Bleh. These are getting stupid. I always throw butts out the window. Or actually if I have my own car I always toss it out of the sunroof and usually just make sure there's no other cars nearby that it will hit. Only problem I've ever had with this was when my friend flicked his burning cig at some guy's window at stoplight and the fucker followed my car for a little while and looked beyond pissed until I could lose him.

Yea well, since you the one whose always comin around here postin like "Yo i got arrested again" I think Ill take my advice from somebody else on that subject. Maybe you should learn somethin instead of hatin. the attitude that throwin butts (litter) out the window is not somethin that can get you pulled over is silly, especially since a couple of us just posted stories about gettin pulled over for that reason. i could think of a lot more stupid and ridiculous things than this.....like ignoring things you can do to keep yourself safer becuz "its ridiculous." ;)
 
Don't draw any extra attention to yourself, so don't drive a car that needs a new muffler or don't blast your music so loud that all the surrounding cars can here it.

Keep anything incriminating below window level.

If you don't need it, don't bring it. Any extra paraphernalia is just more to hide.

Don't roll through stop signs.

Try not to make deals in public areas. It's very obvious when 2 cars pull in a parking lot/gas station, someone gets out runs to the other car, chats for a few seconds, and then they both leave neither having a legitimate reason to be there.
 
when the time comes for it. I go alone always. Do what I have to, stay the pre-determined time, then leave. don't drink any alcohol. no smoking blunts/joints, no snorting anything. just do the deal chill, then get in my car to go home. driving, always the speed limit, never stop any place other then my destination. and always go alone. i've known others to go with friends. someone acts stupid and they get pulled over. go alone and everything goes much easier.
 
lacey k said:
Yo, one time me and my man and some titties with legs were chillin out, bored as fuck just drivin around at like 1 am (Always a bad plan)

Were at a light at a intersection of 2 main roads, n NOT A SOUL anywhere in any direction....Just us......And the cop behind us.Aw fuck. You know how whenever its just you and a cop, you just KNOW its goin down? Well were waitin for it, and shits actually OK, then Big Titties ASHES out the window. Not even throw a butt, but ashes. Woop woop! Aw man, we got stopped.

Well me In the winter, i always got the fake northface on, big puffy muthafucka. Anyways my dumbass had a grinder, some bud, a unrolled wrapped blunt, one of them "blow the smoke thru the fabrix softener toilet paper tube" contraptions, and some other shit. The trees i had was shake, in big ol prescription bottle. So im like fuck, stuffin shit into my bra, how the hell you gona hide a script bottle and a toilet paper tube in your titties? So i give some shit to the double E's to stuff in between those massive things and they disappear like cake down a fat bitchs throat.

so... if you get stopped for somethin routine (or somethin stupid like flicking a butt or tapping ash o.O), would the copper actually look inside the car?
like in ya glove compartment and through ya bags and stuff??
And do they really pull you over for no reason? is that allowed?
 
Yes yea and yes. You get stopped for not usin your blinker, flickin ash, whatever. Its basically their "in" to fuck with you. they see a car with alot of young people at night and they assume you will be high drunk or possess somethin illegal. so they want to pull you over, all they need is a lil infraction like the ones u listed, to get their foot in the door and then once ur pulled all they gotta say is "It smells like weed in here" even if it dont, and if you don tknow ur rights its search city. they pull you over for whatever they want. like i said before, i got pulled over becuz my BF was in the passenger seat wearing his seatbelt, and the cop pulled us over becuz "it looked like he wasnt wearing it." when he had it totally on the whole time. So really they can just make shit up, if they want you , they got you.
 
They need consent to search your car. Or, they'll need probable cause. PC could be anything from smelling marijuana smoke to seeing a drug baggie in the car. With PC, they could search your car regardless of your consent.

Edit: If the cops choose to lie and make up some bs PC, then you're pretty much fucked. Get yourself a good attorney.
 
I don't score for other people. I value my life too much to let someone else fuck it up.

Besides, I go to college. I know for certain I will be rich in the future, so a couple hundred bucks today means nothing.

Milton Friedman proved that not too long ago that our actions are not just based on the present, but expectations for ourselves in the future =D
 
Here, in my area, the police practice profiling for probable cause. that means that having having fast food wrappers in your car is probable cause. Being in the wrong neighborhood is is too.
 
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How is having fast food wrappers in your car probable cause? Is being a slob an indication that a law is being broken or is about to be broken?
 
well you see, people who eat fast food are too poor to afford real food because they're all drug addict scum.

you see the logic?
 
Around here where i live there ain't too many cops or atleast they don't give a fuck and you know the dealers and nobody get's busted so this isn't a problem at all here really.

In other places though there are rules i observe. If i don't know the dealer to well i always have someone competent with me in case the dealer tries to do anything out of hand.

If im in a neighborhood that is known as a drug zone im always on the look out for cops and im always ready to throw the stuff.

Thats about it and ive never actually run into any major problems or been busted for drugs ever. And ive been doing this since i was 14.
 
The logic is: Fast food wrappers indicate an "on the RUN" lifestyle. Couple that with whatever other nonsense caused the police to pull the car over and you have Probable Cause.
 
phrozen said:
They need consent to search your car. Or, they'll need probable cause. PC could be anything from smelling marijuana smoke to seeing a drug baggie in the car. With PC, they could search your car regardless of your consent.

Edit: If the cops choose to lie and make up some bs PC, then you're pretty much fucked. Get yourself a good attorney.

Keep shit in the trunk inside something else closed like a duffle bag. Do not consent to search. State several times you do not consent to searches.

"if they are 'smelling marijuana' your lawyer has a good argument if you stated clearn you do not consent to searches, and any substance that could be smelled is so tightly wrapped that it could not possibly be smelled the way it was found.

Most of the time people get intimidated into consenting to searches, or, rather, not clearly invoking that they do not consent to seaches.
 
phrozen said:
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How is having fast food wrappers in your car probable cause? Is being a slob an indication that a law is being broken or is about to be broken?

The fact is you want to look like a nerd. Nerds don't get hassled by cops and they never get asked to consent to searches.

If you havfe long hair and wear concert t shirts cops assume you smoke weed at a minimum and are likely to be in possession of it.

If you dive a volvo and wear a seatbelt and have an ironed button down shirt, sweater vest, and clean haircut....you are INVISIBLE to them.
 
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