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Your most HATED (Worthless/Waste of time) Movies (merged)

a few off the top of my head...

The Time Machine
How can a great actor like Jeremy Irons be in so many bad movies? This movie somehow even manages to make time travel seem boring. Guy Pearce's aloof professor routine made we wish for the sweet release of cancer. Sorry to see a great sci-fi work butchered like this.

Mission Impossible 2
A general rule of thumb is the more slow motion shots a movie uses, the more it sucks. And has John Woo made any good movies? The first Mission Impossible was kind of interesting -- it had so many ridiculous plot twists and a wonderful phoned-in performance by Jon Voight that it was impossible to hate. MI2, on the other hand, is poseurish crap.

Good Burger
I caught this on cable but couldn't pull myself away. It's difficult to imagine that anyone found this movie funny. Maybe worth watching just for the sake of its suckiness.

Mystery Men
Super duper all-star cast. Macy, Stiller, Azaria, and company are all very talented actors which made it even more surprising that this was a snoozefest. The premise seems like a pretty good idea, but things just fall apart disastrously for a good 90 minutes.

Lost World
Now this is worth watching just for the gymnastics that Lex does -- easily the most ridiculous moment in a blockbuster in the last decade. It was kind of hard to follow up the first Jurassic Park, since the plot for a sequel would essentially have to be formulaic, but this movie didn't even try to be good.
 
Ghost of Mars, anyone?

If someone has seen this and can name a worse movie, please do so. I don't think it's possible.
 
^^John Woo has made excellent movies, he just pleases a particular audience, you should at least respect what he does, it's tough making a good action movie, if anything it's Cruise that ruins it.

I rented Kickboxer 4 at the weekend because I like the first one (van damme fight scenes just rule), I must say it's the worst movie I've ever seen, thr main dude is big... silent.. and basically es A'ch eye tea (SHIT). not only does the final battle make you feel like throwing the dvd player out of the window, the main dude actually fucking hisses at the bad guy to scare him....... hilarious.
 
Sawboss said:
^^John Woo has made excellent movies
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And what are the names of these movies? Admittedly, I'm not very familiar with his body of work, but Face/Off and MI2 were both disappointing in my opinion.
 
It's all About Love - with Clare Danes and Joaquin Phoenix.

Sounds like a teeny flick but it's not.... it's trying to be some sort of weird/surreal/Arthouse thing, with Clare Danes as a futuristic ice-skater trapped in a world where people are dying and stuff. The jacket sleeve promoted it along the lines of Vanilla Sky

I only hired it because of her because I like the actors, but what a fucking mistake.

The whole movie we were sitting there going What the Fuck? Huh? She gets cloned, and then there's the men chasing her and people are dropping dead then someone shoots the clones and .... By the time they got to the scene in the snow we were completely and utterly lost, and I'm talking COMPLETELY lost. I still tried to like it, all the way to the end.... I'm usually a fan of bizarre films! But it was impossible. They didn't string you a line of understanding anywhere. This was made by someone on a baaaaaad acid trip.
 
Originally posted by Banquo Mission Impossible 2
A general rule of thumb is the more slow motion shots a movie uses, the more it sucks. And has John Woo made any good movies?[/B]


Originally posted by Sawboss
John Woo has made excellent movies, he just pleases a particular audience, you should at least respect what he does, it's tough making a good action movie, if anything it's Cruise that ruins it.


john woo made lots of really good asian movies - like the excellent hard-boiled and a better tomorrow 2 before he started making hollywood films. however, i still hate m:i2 with a passion as well :)
 
^ Mission Impossible 2 is right up there next to Point Break in terms of Americans failing hard to do an Aussie accent... Reminds me of the simpsons "Quick it's an emeergeency!"... :)
 
i left the theater after 30 min of "in the room" and 40 min of "punch drunk love"
70 minutes of my life i'll never get back!
 
Starship Troopers

Saw it for one of my classes at school, and OMG... it was supposed to be viewed as a form of social critic but i just found it a lame, dumb arse movie reflecting the way things are and providing not much else. Although there were some vaguely funny moments i found that they were the only saving grace to stop you from walking out, shitty and thinking that you just wasted another hour and a half of your life.
 
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