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Your most HATED (Worthless/Waste of time) Movies (merged)

Better yet, who do you deem more talented:

Quentin Tarantino or Stanley Kubrick?
Quentin Tarantino or Alfred Hitchcock?
Quentin Tarantino or Roman Polanski?
Quentin Tarantino or The Coen Brothers?
Francis Ford Coppola?
Spike Jonze (sp?) ?


MEL GIBSON (lol!!!!!!!!!)
i just had to insert this for the heck of it.
 
playing god w/david duchovny
look who talking now
never been kissed
grease
erin brokovitch
ROMY AND MICHELLES HIGH SCHOOL REUNION - worst fucking movie ever. the end made me want to kill myself. They are at the reunion and the two dumb bitches and the ex-computer nerd all dance together, 3 people doing an interpretive dance. Mira sorvino talks like she is retarded the whole movie. The whole thing just fucking blew.
 
crystalcallas said:
u kidding? i looove Salo! mwahhahha!!!! brilliant fucked up sick fascist piece....

hell yes, i loved salo.

i hated:

the avengers (the only movie i ever walked out of in the theater)
armageddon (not a fan of big blockbusters but it was such a letdown because this guy also made the rock, which i thought was entertaining)
the ninth gate
gothika
(so fucking predictable)
groove
party monster
(why macaulay culkin?! he's fucking HORRIBLE.)
house of 1000 corpses (rob zombie tries too hard)
the last two matrix movies

you know what movie was good.. finding forrester.. if only for the simple reason that you get to hear sean connery say

"you're the man now, dog!"

apparently, im not the only one who thinks this. :)
 
This isn't just my worst film ever, it's actually the worst film ever. And always will be. It's hard to even describe it as a film. To start with, everything traditionally associated with film-making is dreadful in this production. Script (if there was one), acting, direction, special effects (or lack of), costume, photography, scenery, score, editing and casting all try their hardest to redefine the word abysmal. This unbelievable crock of shit makes the likes of Dogma, Phantom Menace, Plan 9 from Outer Space, the Perfect Storm, The Postman etc look like incredibly masterful and insightful works of genius.

I'm talking, of course, about The Roller Blade 7. It's not even so-bad-it's-good. Hell, it doesn't even manage so-bad-it's-mildly-amusing, at any point. Even the title is misleading - during no point in the entire film are seven characters on the screen at the same time. Much as I've tried, I can't really get across to you how truly diabolical this film is. Truly.

Other than that, the Perfect Storm plumbed new depths of sentimental arsewankery. I actually went to the cinema to see it as well. Argh!
 
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i agree w/ you on the perfect storm.........terrible movie...

but i recently watched pulp fiction and i didn't like that movie. i'm probably the only one, but i don't care.

also, johnny english was horrible. i regret paying money to watch that. that was the only movie i've ever left a theater bc it was soo bad.

peace and love
me:)
 
lol! im glad someone likes Salo too :)
worst movie- IN THE BEDROOM with a post-Carrie (post to the 100th degree) SIssy Spacek. Boring as fuck i cant believe this movie got so many good reviews UGH
 
Just about anything with Will Smith. I can't quite describe why, but I can't stand him. He annoys the fuck out of me. His 'humor' has made russian roulet one of my favorite past times. How so many people find him to be so appealing is beyond me. I just don't see anything good about him. I hated Men In Black, Independence Day, Wild Wild West, etc. Enemy of the State was the only watchable one I can think of. I hoped that Ali could've been good since the story seemed interesting, but I ended up hating that too. I should really stop subjecting myself to his movies, but it's far too often I find myself with nothing better to do than watch whatever happens to be on HBO at the time. Oh well.

The Pianist bored me to the brink of death. I can't really offer a good review of it though, since I fell asleep. I tried to watch it a second time, with the same result. I really wanted to like it, or at least appreciate it. Honesty I did. I figured it has to be somewhat good for Polanski to get the best director award over Scorsese, but I couldn't find one thing I liked about it, and thats very rare for me. I can usually find at least one performance or at least one scene to be somewhat worth while. Not with this (all though I didn't see the whole film). I'm glad that some people liked it so much, but it didn't do a damn thing for me.

Rollerball was quite possibly the biggest waste of time movie I have ever seen. I watched this at a friends house. It was so horrible I couldn't even mock it. I think I was in some kind of shock state from how truly bad it was.

One that I still find surprising is Being John Malkovich. I loved Adaptation and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind is one of my favorite films, but I just didn't like Malkovich in the least. I like most of the actors in the film, and the director and screenwriter, but I just couldn't stand this movie. I've been meaning to watch it again as it has been a while since I saw it, hopefully I might finally see what it is people love about it so much.
 
recently... I didn't like The Last Samurai or Cold Mountain very much, but I didn't hate them.

Probably the last film I was truly, truly disappointed in was Gangs of new york. I honestly had no love for any of the characters or appreciation of the plot (a masssive negative). At least DDL was his usual awesome self, the set and the costuming were brilliant.
 
Beehtoven films, I absolutely hated these

Andre

Monster - what a boring piece of crap. Charlize Theron's acting was shit, too. Yeah, she could do dramatic crying scenes, but everything else was forced shit, looked so fake, so stupid.
 
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