Your Favourite Quotes and Sayings - MKII

[Erikmen]

^ Or meat.

“If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.”

 

[koneko]

“The real measure of your wealth is how much you’d be worth if you lost all your money.”

 

[koneko]

"Peace comes from within. Do not seek it without."

"The mind is the source of happiness and unhappiness."

 

[Sprout]

'Suck my dick'
'I choke on small objects'

 

[Sprout]

'You need a ladder to reach the top of your collar'

 

[koneko]

"Menopause is your return to where you were before, when your hormone levels are the same as a pre-adolescent girl's."
Sandra Tsing Loh

 

[Erikmen]

“The real measure of your wealth is how much you’d be worth if you lost all your money.”

Nice one!

Or if you are very unhealthy I guess.

 

[Erikmen]

“Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.”

 

[MUSHET]

She lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

- Ezekiel 23:20

 

[zombywoof]

“I cut an inch off of every straw I see, just to make the world suck a little less.
”

 

[Sprout]

'The ship of her virginity sailed a long time ago and if it hit an iceberg countless men would perish.

 

[zombywoof]

“Life doesn´t come with any guarantees.
You have to risk it to get the biscuit."

 

[MUSHET]

Thou shalt not boil a kid in its mother’s milk.

- Exodus 23:19

 

[zombywoof]

“Without music, life would be a mistake ― Friedrich Nietzsche,

Nietzsche is peachy

 

[Erikmen]

^ Agree

“The only way out of the labyrinth of suffering is to forgive.”

 

[Mysterie]

“the bourgeois prefers comfort to pleasure, convenience to liberty, and a pleasant temperature to the deathly inner consuming fire."
-herman hesse

 

[Erikmen]

Once we accept our limits, we go beyond them.
Albert Einstein

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

She lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

- Ezekiel 23:20

What a woman!

 

[Erikmen]

One day, in retrospect, the years of struggle will strike you as the most beautiful.
Freud

 

[zombywoof]

There are holes in the sky
Where the rain gets in
But there ever so small
That's why the rain is thin.


Spike Milligan