Your favourite ever insult?

[axe battler]

Haha I've got nowt against mackem cunts. Just don't ever touch me.

 

[RareForm]

Sébastien Tellier for brains.

You dysmorphic lump.
You jellyneck goblin.
Toilet boy.
You're spare parts, aren't you?

 

[Mr. Krinkle]

when somebody's laying it on thick:

"hey dont chip a tooth on that gun in your mouth"

 

[BenzoEnthusiast]

Haha I've got nowt against mackem cunts. Just don't ever touch me.

I got nowt against Goerdie cunts. Just dont beat me up please, i dont even like football ffs.

Lol. Sorry off topic but can anyone tell me how to do them funny little animated emojis on here please?

 

[RareForm]

On mobile or desktop?

 

[axe battler]

Click on the 3 little dots next to the pic of the mountain, then the smiley face and BOOM. Ya mackem bellend.

Oh and I like akick about but don't follow football at all.

 

[BenzoEnthusiast]

On mobile or desktop?

Mobile-Android.

 

[axe battler]

Ha well done for being the first to spot that. You also spotted my Denver the dinosaur avatar too!

Sébastien Tellier for brains.

You dysmorphic lump.
You jellyneck goblin.
Toilet boy.
You're spare parts, aren't you?

 

[BenzoEnthusiast]

Yes! I figured it out!
Braaap fam innit bruv.





(Sorry)

 

[axe battler]

Mobile-Android.

Just above where you type there's bold, italics etc, then that pic of a mountain, then 3 dots, you'll then see a smiley. Clikk day boyeee

 

[axe battler]

Well it's a known fact he mackems are thick as pig Shit

 

[fastandbulbous]

Yes! I figured it out!
Braaap fam innit bruv.





(Sorry)

Your avatar, is it spud from trainspotting, or Olga, from the Toy Dolls (if you know Sunderland, back in the 80s, the Toy Dolls album is fucking hysterical. Always loved "every night, I know that she goes to Fino's" )?
Or is it you? (Mind is me, but wrapped in tinfoil - the ultimate tinfoil helmet!)

 

[RareForm]

is it spud from trainspotting

100%

 

[acieed_ed]

Your mother sucks cocks in hell you fuckin asshole what's your fuckin problem you PRICK?

 

[acieed_ed]

You cocksucking motherfucking sonofabitch Bastard.who the fuck do you think you are? you bald SOB

 

[Mjäll]

"I wouldn't even spit on you if your ass was on fire"

"Bitches and cunts! Bitches and cunts! Bitches and cunts!"

Two recent good ones from my pious consumption of decadent and horrible media

 

[nznity]

You utterly fucking cunt/twat.

 

[hylite]

WWwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh h !

 

[BenzoEnthusiast]

Your avatar, is it spud from trainspotting, or Olga, from the Toy Dolls (if you know Sunderland, back in the 80s, the Toy Dolls album is fucking hysterical. Always loved "every night, I know that she goes to Fino's" )?
Or is it you? (Mind is me, but wrapped in tinfoil - the ultimate tinfoil helmet!)

Yeah its Spud lol.

 

[BenzoEnthusiast]

Can i smell bans?
*sniffs*
Idk