Your Favorite Quotes..............

[villian]

"Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination."
-Mark Twain

 

[S.M.F.G]

"Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it."
— George Carlin

 

[Wesley_pipes_27]

"Don't take life too seriously, you'll never make it out alive." - Unknown

 

[Wesley_pipes_27]

"Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it."
— George Carlin

Absolutely love Carlin, was blessed enough to see him twice before he passed. R.I.P.

Another great Carlin quote:

Ahh, a little cancer never hurt anybody. Everybody needs a little cancer I think. It's good for you. Keeps you on you're toes. Besides, I ain't afraid of cancer...I had broccoli for lunch. Broccoli kills cancer. A lot of people don't know that, it's not out yet. It's true. You find out you got some cancer...(click) get yourself a fucking bowl of broccoli. That'll wipe it right out in a day or two. Cauliflower too. Cauliflower kills the really big cancers. The ones you can see through clothing from across the street.

LMFAO !!

 

[Allein]

My Mother:-

"oh look there's rabbit, or was it a mouse?" classic

 

[S.M.F.G]

Absolutely love Carlin, was blessed enough to see him twice before he passed. R.I.P.

I so envy you, i so wish i coulda had had that priveledge. but yes a ledgend!!!

 

[dilated_pupils]

"Satan trembles when he sees the weakest saint upon their knees."
-William Cowper

'Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to
do. Play consists of whatever a body is not
obliged to do."
-Mark Twain

"Intuition is the clear conception of the whole at once."
-Johann Kaspar

-dp

 

[**hAyzzZZ**]

'Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon' Unknown.

 

[Ixchellian]

Q: "What's the quickest way to a man/woman's heart?"
A: "Through their fucking ribcage."

- me

 

[Asclepius]

^ lol
....Logged on for a sec, Thanks for that chuckle Ix, seriously refreshing!

I can remember how when I was young I believed death to be a phenomenon of the body; now I know it to be merely a function of the mind -- and that of the minds who suffer the bereavement. The nihilists say it is the end; the fundamentalists, the beginning; when in reality it is no more than a single tenant or family moving out of a tenement or a town.

William Faulkner

 

[belarki]

“Man…sacrifices his health in order to make money. Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health. And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived.”

~The Dalai Lama (when asked what surprises him the most)

 

[TINK]

~unknown

 

[dilated_pupils]

I am a part of everything that I have read.
~Theodore Roosevelt

You cannot be a leader, and ask other people to follow you, unless you know how to follow, too.
~Sam Rayburn

Pleasure and pain, though directly opposite are contrived to be constant companions.
~Pierre Charron

-dp

 

[SideOrderOfOpiates]

Q: "What's the quickest way to a man/woman's heart?"
A: "Through their fucking ribcage."

- me

Hahahahahah! Now THAT was entertaining!

 

[herbavore]

“Often the hands will solve a mystery that the intellect has struggled with in vain.” - Carl Jung
IX's post above this puts this in a whole new light.....

 

[Asclepius]

Again I looked into the mirror. I had been mad. I must have been mad. There was no wolf in the mirror, lolling his tongue in his maw. It was I, Harry. . . . My face was gray, forsaken of all fancies, wearied by all vice, horribly pale. Still it was a human being, someone one could speak to.
“Harry,” I said, “what are you doing there?”
“Nothing,” said he in the mirror, “I am only waiting. I am waiting for death.”
“Where is death then?”
“Coming,” said the other.

~Steppenwolf, H.Hesse

 

[jeckel]

When you're taught to love everyone, to love your enemies, then what value does that place on love?
Marilyn Manson

 

[Pb109]

“Man…sacrifices his health in order to make money. Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health. And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived.”

~The Dalai Lama (when asked what surprises him the most)

I like that quote

 

[panic in paradise]

" you must fight for your right to party "

- beasties


" as long as there is a struggle for freedom, it will never exist "
- ?

 

[Asclepius]

•furbling, v.: Having to wander through a maze of ropes at an airport or bank even when you are the only person in line.

•ignisecond, n.: The overlapping moment of time when the hand is locking the car door even as the brain is saying, "my keys are in there!"

•lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk carton so badly that one has to resort to using the "illegal" side.

-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"(about words that SHOULD exist but dont)