Hah, loved the story about those safes begin buried in the woods. Hope you someday remember the codes! At the very least you should get the safely opened at some point, it would suck if some random dude found them and tried to open them.
I'll add one more;
Last year my friend turned 30 years old and we decided to celebrate in a local bar. At the time he'd developed a little bit of a coke habit, and I wasn't one to turn down free coke either.

So we were sneaking off to the bathroom and doing lines in there.
A few hours into the night we were sitting at our table when one of the bouncers came over and sat down with us. We were just bullshitting and having a good time when the bouncer tells my friend;
Bouncer: "You know, since it's your birthday and all I'll let you do whatever you want in here tonight."
My friend: "Anything I want huh?"
Bouncer: "Sure, just don't start no fights or nothing!"
My friend, with the biggest shit eating grin I've ever seen pulls out his bag of coke, dumps a bunch on the table, and rails himself a "gangster line" right in front of everyone. Obviously the bouncer was lying when he said "anything" because next thing I know he's got my friend by the arm escorting him out of the place. My friend got kicked out for life and I was told to leave for the night.
Good times man, good times. :D