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You Right Now...V2

Well guys I an on the last bus home and well fucked on milk-plus.

Probably didn't help that I did a finger dab of 2cb every time I went to the toilet. Which was quite often :D
 
I had a Cambo variation of the Thai dish Pad Kapow on my way back from work.


Just burned a pair of shoes left in the house by an old enemy, for some reason.

Rather at a loose end really, but not much to do until payday except work, eat, exercise (a little) and smoke. Child Unit #1 and Child Unit #2 have put paid to what remained of my salary after Wife Unit got into it. Expensive little creatures. . .
 
"Looking for a man wey a big cock and no wains who can sort me out with a bumble when I'm feeling down''.

God bless Tinder :D

I fit 2/3 of the criteria..she doesn't know that I can't get her pills yet :p
 
Never heard the slang term bumble before, learn something new everyday :)

As for Tinder, my housemate has offered to pay me to chat to his matches so he doesn't have to...
 
Jackal said:
I had a Cambo variation of the Thai dish Pad Kapow on my way back from work.


Just burned a pair of shoes left in the house by an old enemy, for some reason.

Rather at a loose end really, but not much to do until payday except work, eat, exercise (a little) and smoke. Child Unit #1 and Child Unit #2 have put paid to what remained of my salary after Wife Unit got into it. Expensive little creatures. . .
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Pad Kapow is my favourite dish in the world. Stir fried mince pork, fish sauce garlic chilli and thai basil with beans and a fried egg on top. I actually put the entire recipe in one of the food threads. I doubt anyone bothered to make it even though its so easy and down right fucking delicious.
 
Bella Figura said:
Never heard the slang term bumble before, learn something new everyday :)

As for Tinder, my housemate has offered to pay me to chat to his matches so he doesn't have to...
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At first I thought he was lazy. No, he just wants someone to do it better than him. It's Bro pimping.
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
My advice to you is to spunk all your salary on booze, fags and drugs before the wife and kids get a look in. Works for me...
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I miss when I owned a pub. Didn't buy my own booze, drugs or fags for years:D Plus I got paid 31 days a month. Sold it for a mildly less hard lifestyle.

Now I get paid every 4-6 weeks, and recently had a 20% pay cut due to my boss being broke, lol. But I am doing around 80% less work than before too.

Just did a lash into town for pizza in the truck, back in the village now, Sublime blasting<3


My advice to you is to drink congealed fermented spunk. It gets you pissed and its dirt cheap. Works for me...
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*gargles*

mmmmmmmm

Buttermilk:D
 
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