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You switch from super cheap generic vodka to 2 litre jugs of rotgut port because it represents greater value.
 
BlueHues said:
There's a documentary on Youtube that shows all these junkies in Swansea Wales and they're drinking out of 2 liter plastic bottles! It was cider I think, it looked like the typical soda bottles we get here in the US, and it struck me as odd!

We get liquor in 1.75 liter bottles here, but not 2 liters, and it's only hard liquor....and it's always in a weird shape with a handle.....Does hard liquor come in 2 liters in England?

I'm sure there's other links to this documentary on BL, but it's pretty good....here it is again

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIbpt1aDFqM
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Its a good documentary. Here in the UK you can buy cider in 2 litre bottles, its cheap and strong but mostly its sold in cans and bottles the same as beer in 440ml cans or bottles and spirits (liquer) are normally in 700ml or 1 litre bottles
 
...if youre constantly afraid of your shelf breaking off the wall due to the weight of all the bottles.

Time to recycle :|
 
...if you leave college in the morning, and get home at 6 with dried up vomit on your leg, not remembering where you were for the majority of the day

...if you can only recall throwing up on a bus, wandering around the city and checking out a sex shop

...if you piss on the front doors of a church from the inside

...you only buy 9% beer, and chug it in between lessons

...sip vodka out of a 7up bottle during lessons
 
You actually ENJOY the awful taste of alcohol and fermented beverages... Let's face it: booze IS an acquired taste. Taste buds and bowels initially revolt when exposed to ethanol.
 
Longhauler said:
You actually ENJOY the awful taste of alcohol and fermented beverages... Let's face it: booze IS an acquired taste. Taste buds and bowels initially revolt when exposed to ethanol.
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Most of all, this.

When I drink beer I sometimes stop and think to myself "how am I drinking this shit?, never mind.."
 
Seyer said:
...if youre constantly afraid of your shelf breaking off the wall due to the weight of all the bottles.

Time to recycle :|
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Your room must look like mine, hahaha. I mostly leave them there because I don't want people to say anything when they open the recycle bin and see them all there.

longhauler said:
You actually ENJOY the awful taste of alcohol and fermented beverages... Let's face it: booze IS an acquired taste. Taste buds and bowels initially revolt when exposed to ethanol.
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I thought of this while drinking a 40 the other evening, I was like, "Wait, weren't these unpalatable to me once? Enh, tastes fine now."
 
You feel uncomfortable and confused on the rare occasion you're sober

When you meet someone and they tell you they don't drink you suddenly feel awkward because you know you have nothing in common

Before you go anywhere the first thing you think about is whether there will be alcohol available

You can make delicious drinks because if you're drinking all the time you may as well be drinking great tasting drinks
 
ensta said:
Before you go anywhere the first thing you think about is whether there will be alcohol available

You can make delicious drinks because if you're drinking all the time you may as well be drinking great tasting drinks
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Thats alllllll me right there haha.

Although the second one is before I re-discovered the joys of Jameson, which I can drink raw with absolutely no problem. Before I moved though, whenever my friends and I drank they always brought the liquor and mixers and asked me to be the bartender haha.
 
^Haha I think that counts too though because in the end you're still drinking delicious drinks.

On a side note, oh my god the Jameson 15 year old.
 
If you clean up puke in the sink from the night before, not realizing that it's actually your friends puke, you were just so drunk you figured you puked.
 
You spend Xmas day in your parents box room away from your wife and kids with only two channels on a small TV 2 crates of special brew pissing in the empty cans because you have gaut and can hardly walk........TRUE STORY
 
-The first thing you think about when waking up is drinking
-You've got up in the middle of the night to drink
-You go days without eating and only survive on alcohol
-You eat less calories so that you can make them up with alcohol
-A lot of your friends are drunks
-You whisper to your friend that if anyone comes over that you dont have alcohol (even though you do)
-You shake like crazy, but still finish your beer and crack open another one
-You drank for the majority of the day and didn't blackout
-Your cousin tells you he can out drink you and you laugh... his sister then backs you up on it
-You ran out of places to hide your empty bottles and they're on the floor covered with clothes.
-You still drink even though you hate alcohol
 
You go to the store near your house & none of the cashiers bother checking ID any more. You only go in there for beer.
 
phatass said:
I might be an alcoholic if i hadn't been one for 3 years and got sick of it...
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Seven years for me until I finally had enough

You might be an alcoholic if you start buying 50ml minis because they're easier to conceal.
You might be an alcoholic if you try to cover all your empty bottles and cans with other items in your recycling cart so your neighbors won't suspect you're an alcoholic
 
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