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You might be a tweaker if...

You might be a tweekers if it takes u 14 hrs to finally show up somewhere u said ud b, only now ur 4 homies deep ,vin a 2-tone Ford escort , running on fumes & doughnut tires with no tread & can only stay for a sec cause ,ur in a hurry now ,cause it took too long to get there in the first place ,but ,u can't leave till u find ur phone/empty baggie full of meth/ keys/ super specific specialty tool that I've had forever & would never, ever, misplace or you're looking for those items for a friend but we gotta hurry cause dudes been waiting all day & is holding onto what's left just for us man it might be gone before we get over there / if we get over there , dang !if only we had my flashlight we could see better & get this shit show on the road, let's run back to my storage unit & grab it , it will b quick, I know right where it is, promise, it will make the rest of it go so much easier hu!? lol hint hint!! definitely a bunch of tweekers ---all y'all!!
 
missmegandelaney said:
You might be a tweeker if 10:02 is your favorite part of the day.

You might be a tweeker if you find yourself looking for shards you may have dropped on the ground yesterday, last week, or last year.



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Wait I don’t get it, what’s 10:02??
 
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DeepiniaSpincta said:
You might be a tweekers if it takes u 14 hrs to finally show up somewhere u said ud b, only now ur 4 homies deep ,vin a 2-tone Ford escort , running on fumes & doughnut tires with no tread & can only stay for a sec cause ,ur in a hurry now ,cause it took too long to get there in the first place ,but ,u can't leave till u find ur phone/empty baggie full of meth/ keys/ super specific specialty tool that I've had forever & would never, ever, misplace or you're looking for those items for a friend but we gotta hurry cause dudes been waiting all day & is holding onto what's left just for us man it might be gone before we get over there / if we get over there , dang !if only we had my flashlight we could see better & get this shit show on the road, let's run back to my storage unit & grab it , it will b quick, I know right where it is, promise, it will make the rest of it go so much easier hu!? lol hint hint!! definitely a bunch of tweekers ---all y'all!!
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Omg yesss the lagging hahahahaha
 
You might be a tweaker if you spend hours in the bathroom applying and reapplying your makeup when you aren’t leaving the house and it’s way past anyone’s bed time
 
You might be a tweaker if..

You have 17 empty bic lighters stashed around your house like Easter eggs.. And every time you find one you put it right back where you found it.
You grab a bottle of water out the fridge just to open it, carry it around for a few days, then put it back in the fridge to be thrown away later.
90% of your gaming hours are spent in character creation.
You only put makeup on after midnight.
You use at least 100 qtips a day, every day.
You have went to the ER with what you thought was a legit medical emergency only to be sent home with discharge papers on the dangers of drug abuse.
You use eyedrops so you dont need to blink often.
You carry zip ties in your purse.
You kick your cat out of your room cuz your tired of him judging you.
You've been banned from making reservations/appointments at places cuz your always late or a no show.
You ended up in jail cuz you passed out at a stop sign a block away from your hotel room after staying up all night doom scrolling the internet while you iron all your drug dealer boyfriend's money.
You have a home, car, and a ton of designer bags but prefer to stay at shiddy motels, ride shotgun and carry a backpack… or two.
 
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i stay up fro two weeks, dont eat for two weeks the harder i try the less i tend to have sex for two weeks i get stuck for two weeks why shou9ld i get mad when they call me TWO-WEEKER

you have a bic lighter on a chain hooked to your belt loop.

your best friend wants to help you find your missing stash

if you have a box of lighters. bic lighters, king lighters, scorch torches, eagle torches, broken torches, torches you are going to repair one day, torches that work but dont have fluid, your dealers lighter your girlfriends lighter, Toms lighter, Julia's lighter

you hear everyone talking about booty bumping and you lie to yourself as well as your friends that you dont do that.
 
you might be a tweaker if you look for discarded cigarettes/vapes on the ground with the hope that theres a little bit left in them
 
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