You might be a tweaker if...

[Shelbel69]

you own several flashlights

 

[December Flower]

Not me, but I had to suffer the fallout:
You might be a tweaker if you keep insisting to your friends for 4 hours "LET'S GO TO THE GAS STATION" like it's fucking Disney Land, keep babbling something about burger king and prostitutes and needing a blanket, and when your friends tell you "We're not going to make it before the Burger King closes now anyways, stop insisting", you say "NO WE GOTTA GO NOW", jump up and just have to leave for the gas station right now, so your friends follow you to keep an eye on you. Then, as predicted, arriving at the doors of a long-closed Burger King, you say "JUST LEAVE ME HERE I'M GOING TO FIND PROSTITUTES", and storm off to some bus station nearby.
Just to clarify, the village we were in has 10 houses. The gas station is small and closes at 10pm.

That was a weird night, man.

 

[acklac7]

you might be a tweeker if you like to smoke your meth because "it gets you higher"

Genius

 

[MDPV_Psychosis]

you own several flashlights

Along with several fleshlights...

 

[Shelbel69]

Along with several fleshlights...

Or flesh flutes

 

[Greybirds]

You may be a tweaker if you've submitted any posts to this thread

 

[Jabberwocky]

It you know that 10 days clean with no cravings doesn’t mean shit and the worst is still waiting patiently to jump you.

 

[davidee619]

You might be a tweaker if you have made it famous in Nextdoor.com.

 

[Fire&Water]

... if you know that
crank
originated from
harley davidson
crankcases

 

[Smokescreen]

If you spend more than 12 hours in your birthday suit cleaning the same room.... Well my friend you just might be a tweaker

 

[Parabolan]

If u wonder if you actually get high or not anymore using dope.

 

[Robi]

If every window blind in the house has one bent or broke slat

 

[MedicinalUser247]

If you can't stop moving in erratic motions while you lay in bed. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!

 

[Dreamflyer]

... you've been whacking it to porn for 12 hours and still haven't orgasmed.

 

[Delam]

I'm not a tweaker. Can someone explain this on?: 'You might be a tweeker if 10:02 is your favorite part of the day.'

 

[nativenick]

You know you're a tweaker if you're shit assed on drugs in a mall parking lot trying to sell 2 baskets worth of random stuff you stole from dollar tree an hour ago to random customers.

Not me btw but I've seen this an awful lot working in a retail environment lol.

 

[nativenick]

You might be a tweaker if...

You nearly set your living room on fire testing out a fire extinguisher, that you spent the past few days repurposing into a working Flamethrower on some curtains. Also not me lol.

 

[Robi]

I'm not a tweaker. Can someone explain this on?: 'You might be a tweeker if 10:02 is your favorite part of the day.'

I like it after 10 o clock in the night,and my blood starts pumping stronger after 10:02 am,its kinda odd,tweaking without tweak....wish I could explain

 

[Robi]

You might be a tweaker if...

You nearly set your living room on fire testing out a fire extinguisher, that you spent the past few days repurposing into a working Flamethrower on some curtains. Also not me lol.

You're Funny,Ty need laughs all the time

 

[nativenick]

... you've been whacking it to porn for 12 hours and still haven't orgasmed.

You might be a tweaker if your hands haven't been any where near your junk because you're still searching for that perfect video