You might be a stoner if...

[zanrok]

If you listen to Purple Haze...on vinyl.
If you sneak bud into rehab (I did!)
If you stare at your ceiling fan and try to follow one blade.

 

[Pillthrill]

*You currently have 2 types of leftover weed for back up
*You have sex stoned 90% of the time because you like it that way
*You have what you call a "stoner blanket" because you use it every time you are stoned because it makes your body cold.

 

[MaLfUnCtIoN5]

*if you ever forgot the cash to pickup
*if your dealer then says "i'll catch up next time."
*if you think their should be debt consolidation for dealers you may owe


my dealer told me, after a year of buying from him, that i had credit with him. within a week he had to rescend it, not because i wasnt paying but because i tapped him completely out everytime.

 

[Zios]

you may be a stoner if you cry when out of papers

 

[theotherwoman]

Laugh in peoples faces

I've done that while ordering McDonalds.

 

[Pillthrill]

* when an instant smile comes to your face when you know one of your friends brought a job for the party
*IF you spend a half an hour looking in a friend's backseat during a road trip , considering unbolting it, because someone had dropped a whole joint back there last week and you are hungover as fuck.
*you are eating a pint of ice cream and pick it up and try to take a drink out of it.

 

[thespliff]

*when you smoke hash everyday
*you smoke hash at work
*smoke hash

 

[HighonLife]

If Pill thrills Avatar reminds you of the package for the Royal Blunts Wet Mango Wrap

 

[Green Laser]

* if most of your pickup bags are missing at-least one corner you might be a stoner.

loled.

 

[Sega420]

*when you forget that you've already smoked up*
*when you accidently spin your weed twice*
*when you keep looking for the cone that you just packed and its already in the bong -.-*

these are the only ones i can relate to

the first one being a fuckin nuisance!

 

[Sega420]

* When you receive you paycheck you immediately take out weed costs you might be a stoner.

* If your bong is taller then your 3 year old sister/brother/relative you might be a stoner.

* If you have stash spots but cant remember all of them you might be a stoner.

these too

 

[krob308]

*when you eat moldy cornbread because you "thought it was blueberry cake" (damn did I take a lot of shit for that mishap haha)

 

[thespliff]

hahahaahahah at krob ty

 

[Pillthrill]

*When the first thing you do when you click on this thread is grab your bong and load it
(Truth)

 

[curiosity]

you might be a stoner if u smoke so many blunts that you almost choke yourself to death by stuffing to much spaghetti in your mouth at once but you just dont want to stop so you keep doing it even if its not to safe(done this)

 

[mello]

You might be a stoner if.....

.... you come home after being away for 5wks (without weed) and the first thing you do is arrange to buy your next ounce then smoke up the stash you left for your first night back

 

[jamezexe43]

you might be a stoner if you think that replacing one word out of a joke and saying it right after somebody said it is funny

 

[Pillthrill]

if you have actually said to someone, "Seriously, don't let me eat anything else!"

 

[jamesmartin]

When you smoke more than a quarter a week

 

[iskalla]

* when you constantly have to ask people what they just said

seriously, when im stoned and my attention is focused on something else i will never understand what somebody just said to me.

im watching tv with my friend and he comments on something loud and clear. i will always have to ask what he just said, i can never make sense of it the first time. does anyone else get that? i tend to be more in my own world when im high than most people though, i can get real lethargic.