You might be a stoner if...

[In_A_Transit]

If you smoke Cannabis you might be a stoner.

 

[Noboru Wataya]

If you talk yourself into smoking for reasons like:

"It's 530 am,

I've only smoked twice this morning,

That bush/cloud/hairstyle looks like weed..."

 

[Jack Jiggity Jaw]

*If you have ever waited for a stop sign to turn green or stopped at a green light

when i 1st started driving i was always soo high smoking bowls in my truck like i still do but my biggest problem was i would pull up to a red light like it was a stop sign, stop, look for cars, and run the red without thinking wat i was doin. i diddent notice untill my boy joe was buggin out like u just ran dat red light

 

[daemochi]

*if you go fishing and cast and forget that the hook is clipped to the rod still, and you sit there waiting for a bite.

 

[Jack Jiggity Jaw]

I think Redman might burn a lilbit

 

[Tunnelfission]

You know your a stoner when you wake up twice during the day from napping so much, and have two wake and bakes per day

 

[SimplyOwnage]

You're in daniels gangsta 68' car outside of dennys listening to daniels sister's ipod.

 

[ALICE_D418]

You might be a stoner if.......Your posting on this forum.
if you first light a joint after having sex instead of a cigg
if you have smoked a blunt while getting some head....amazing two thumbs up
if you are the person all your friends call with the can you get/i dont have anything to smoke out of question.
if you stop drinking your bottled water to make a bong of it
if you can't go to class unless you are high

 

[Pillthrill]

* if you believe you can take better notes high
(I care less about the details and can pick out the main points)
*you always have you curtains closed because you have a habit of sitting there smoking pot in plain view of the whole neighborhood
*you make a point to schedule you food AFTER you have had a chance to get high

 

[spindizzy]

You enjoy having a spliff in the bath.

 

[Pillthrill]

Haha I ACTUALLY did the the other day. But I refuse to compromise. I take my bong with me.

 

[b4rd]

change from lane one to lane three to lane one to lane three, trying to open a beef jerkey pack, then getting pulled over at 3am.

Telling the cop i was trying to open the bag lol.

Oh wait thats ecstasy.

 

[cj]

When you think people cant tell your high.

 

[Damien]

When you can brush your teeth and put eye drops in at the same time.

 

[DrugOmen]

^ haha i bet i could do that, im a pro at putting in eye drops.

....if your vision looks like youre in a video game.

 

[lleno]

if you point the cordless phone at the tv and wonder why the channel isn't changing....

 

[In_A_Transit]

* When you receive you paycheck you immediately take out weed costs you might be a stoner.

* If your bong is taller then your 3 year old sister/brother/relative you might be a stoner.

* If you have stash spots but cant remember all of them you might be a stoner.

* If most of your pickup bags are missing at-least one corner you might be a stoner.

 

[TheAzo]

When you think people cant tell your high.

It always pissed me off how i had to tell my ex gf when i was high. I could be stoned completely off my arse, and she couldnt tell. And we'd been fucking dating for years!

 

[Pillthrill]

*if you get a "bouquet" of awesome marijuana for a post valentine's day gift
*if going to work is just another way to figure out who has the weed this week

 

[samsara607]

-so high you type in your email instead of your name on login and think you forgot the password
-listening to music and watching visualizations
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