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Pillthrill

Pillthrill

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I'm sure there has to be one of these around here somewhere...but I can't find it.

*If your use "word list" in place of vocabulary

*Consider eating food you formerly considered uneatable because you are that broke.

*Spent 5 mins trying to open the wrong side of a pringles can.

*Had your hands do things that your brain did not know about.

*You have experienced "word fail"

*If you are too stoned to be on the internet

*If you are laying in bed in the dark and your eyes suddenly focus, then you realize you just opened your eyes.

*Denying you a bowl after work id like your freedom to have a "cold beer" after a long day

*If you have ever waited for a stop sign to turn green or stopped at a green light

*Weed is the answer to long days, sleeplessness, stress, and all the other plagues of man

*When your work Christmas party is expected to have weed.
 
These lists are usually funnier when they're true for the most part. Maybe a really new smoker would get high enough to expect a stop sign to turn green, but the term 'stoner' usually applies to people with lots of weed smoking experience. First time hitting the bong pillthrill?
 
tried to brush ur teeth with acne cream,throw the wee controler out the window,think afro man can change the world if he just gets one more chance,have an incense ready to go in every room at all times,wake up and look in the garbage and theres 3 pudding cups,an empty bag of pork rines,and thers pickle juice all over the counter ahhahaha
 
when your room is full of arizona tea cans and chips
when you try to get your cat high
when you smoke a bowl before going inside walmart AWWWWWWWWWW..
and my worst stoner move is.... WHEN AFTER SMOKING YOU STAY WITH THE LIGHTER IN YOUR HAND for a good 15 mins.........
 
*drug my (b)rain* said:
tried to brush ur teeth with acne cream,throw the wee controler out the window,think afro man can change the world if he just gets one more chance,have an incense ready to go in every room at all times,wake up and look in the garbage and theres 3 pudding cups,an empty bag of pork rines,and thers pickle juice all over the counter ahhahaha
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If you listen to afroman lol.
 
GuiltySpark said:
These lists are usually funnier when they're true for the most part. Maybe a really new smoker would get high enough to expect a stop sign to turn green, but the term 'stoner' usually applies to people with lots of weed smoking experience. First time hitting the bong pillthrill?
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i have smoked all day everyday for seven years

i dont stop at stop signs waiting for them to turn green............

but

i have stopped at many a green light and waited for it to turn green

only to realise after a second or two that it is already green

this doesnt happen frequently or all the time by any means but yea it does happen.......to me atleast
 
gettin very very confused at why they built roads wonky instead of straight...just seemed very important to me after losing my tolerance to weed and smoking 4 tokes :S oops

lol i was quite giggly too...
 
Must be a common, happens often, damn all u guys like ridin' out high too, listenin' 2 some loud ass music usually takes any paranoia away....
 
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