You might be a stoner if...

[shienar]

nomy that takes the cake. She get really pissed or just beat you?

 

[Pillthrill]

*Load a bowl take a few hits and realize perhaps it's time to share with the other person your smoking it with.
I do that, I'm not an ass. I just don't pay attention

 

[daemochi]

when you grab a bottled drink from the fridge and goto smoke it ><

 

[Pillthrill]

I thought being a stoner was a hell of a lot different experience than being a junkie so I decided to open this one.

*you eat things so high in sugar that your teeth hurt

 

[johanneschimpo]

^ That sure as hell is a junkie thing too. :D

Every junkie I know eats SPKs like they're going out of style. Dealers may as well start selling them with their dope; they are that crucial to the experience.



Alas, this is a stoner thread, so I guess this is kinda off-topic.

 

[qwikster4]

Be Prepared

If you carry at least 5 pre loaded Cig Bats at ALL times. Have a weatherproof torch lighter with a spare in your inside pocket with pusher tools.

 

[!_MDMA_!]

people say you look different when you're sober

 

[jblz]

If you carry at least 5 pre loaded Cig Bats at ALL times. Have a weatherproof torch lighter with a spare in your inside pocket with pusher tools.

Your probably talking about weed but if your using a butane lighter for use with hash/polm etc then don't. When you burn it to crumble it reduces the high.

• Repeatedly made tea without the use of a teabag
• People think theres something different about you when your not high
• Spent 10 minutes sitting knowing theres hundreds of examples you could use here but cannot remember any of them
• Think this is the most incredible video footage ever recorded

 

[Outta Pocket]

*You spend an hour trying to find your papers, only to realize they've been in your back pocket the entire time

*You wake up with 25 lighters in your pocket, all "stoner-optimized"

*You're still reading this thread

 

[ALICE_D418]

When you chech your pocket over 10 times when walking back to your car from the dealers house thinking you forgot it

when you fall asleep with a bong in your hands and get bong water all over your bed

when not being stoned feels trippier then being stoned. done all of these all the time

 

[Pillthrill]

bong water = fail. Getting that smell out is impossible. Does anyone have any tricks? lol

*when you end up thinking to yourself sometimes,"Why is this different?" And usually come to the quick conclusion "Oh yeah I was stoned last time! LOL!"

 

[daemochi]

washing out bong wter is easy with napisan just put what ever it is you spilled it in a buck with like 3 caps of it all in extremly hot water over night

 

[Pillthrill]

and what if I'm in the US? lol

 

[Dr. Funkenstien]

when ordering food at a restaurant, after the oh's and um's, you say something like "im out of it." then at that point can you remember what it was you wanted to eat.

 

[dfaktz]

if you only really feel like eating when your high.. because it will be so much nicer

if you don't smoke cigarettes but you still have to buy packs for spin

 

[Pillthrill]

*if you are often to high to remember if you bowl is cashed yet.

 

[lazydullard]

one time I actually chose weed for a sore throat....... and it worked!

I've done that a lot. And then, at work, you mention your cure to your fellow employees and they totally agree that it works for their sore throats too.

 

[Serious]

Good thread idea. Keep it coming.

 

[Serious]

*choose weed for a headache before considering Tylenol

Truth.

 

[Pillthrill]

*you are sitting her smoking and you have a pop can by your bong (Mine is made out of a lil soy bottle so it's the right size), pick it up and don't notice until you bring you lighter up to it.