deadhead507461
Bluelighter
If your don't need to call to your dealer, he knows where to meet you everyday.
The pharmacist knows you by face and name in a huge fucking chain store and smiles and doesent even bat a eye when you come in with your retarded opiate scripts every month or every 2 weeks depending on if you ran out early or not for the 3rd year straight.
You dealer gives you free crack because youve been such a good customer and damn do you love your pseudo-speedballs.
You realize that the $300 that went up your crack pipe could have bought a awesome gift for your g/f or have payed for food instead when you are snapped out of your nod by your g/f calling to see where the fuck you are at 3AM after going out for a walk about 6 hours earlier.
... you've stopped drinking because you're just doing dope instead
If you shit as frequently as a woman gets her period ,you might be a junkie . . .