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You might be a junkie if...

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Kanga said:
...if words like "bioavailability" and "half-life" are part of your normal vocabulary.

...if you take all the benadryl in your house, but you've never even had allergies.

...if you get calls from your friends asking you "hey I have these pills that say blah blah blah what are they?" And you know without having to look it up.

...if you've ever explained plugging to someone and you weren't laughing.


...if you get furious when you see stupid kids wasting drugs by doing them the wrong way, or when you hear them talking about something they know NOTHING about.

...if you prettymuch took over your Substance Abuse class and knew more than the teacher.

...if you say Acetaminophen instead of Tylenol.
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All of the above are true for me. Made me laugh. Especially since upon reading that I had just explained to a friend what plugging was.. She died laughing. I did not. XD

As far as kids talking about drugs they know nothing about... somebody (a few years older than myself actually, but still a 'kid' because of his ignorance) somebody once tried to tell me, that ecstasy was not MDMA. What an idiot.
 
Wander into the projects at 3am, or all over the murder capital of the US at 3am for some dope. You would rather sleep on the street and panhandle for change to get high and use your rent money for dope than have an apartment. Piss in your cooker to shoot up your dope. Use a Hep C infected needle so you're not dopesick anymore (effectivly giving you hep c).
All of this and more i've done... now i consider myself a junkie for the first time
 
Mystery Brew said:
haha

brings back the moment I took my friend's cats valium


you might be a junkie if you read this and your thinking "fucking A I need drugs"

you might be ajunkie if you are eatting with the spoon you mixed with
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you might be a junkie if your reading this and thinking damn i need a cat
 
GbizzleMcGrizzle said:
Wander into the projects at 3am, or all over the murder capital of the US at 3am for some dope. You would rather sleep on the street and panhandle for change to get high and use your rent money for dope than have an apartment. Piss in your cooker to shoot up your dope. Use a Hep C infected needle so you're not dopesick anymore (effectivly giving you hep c).
All of this and more i've done... now i consider myself a junkie for the first time
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remind me not to share anything with you. lol jp; i dont share my rigs either way.
 
GbizzleMcGrizzle said:
Wander into the projects at 3am, or all over the murder capital of the US at 3am for some dope. You would rather sleep on the street and panhandle for change to get high and use your rent money for dope than have an apartment. Piss in your cooker to shoot up your dope. Use a Hep C infected needle so you're not dopesick anymore (effectivly giving you hep c).
All of this and more i've done... now i consider myself a junkie for the first time
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You shot up with your own pee? O_O 8o
 
If you can't find Benadryl in the store and ask where the Diphenhydramine is

.. and you finally get to the cash register, where the clerk casually asks if you have allergies. you then proceed to stare at him blankly for a minute cause you forget what normal people buy Benadryl for.

:!
 
^ lol

you call brand name meds by their pharmaceutical name and your school/work nurse looks at you wondering if you have a problem because they don't know what acetaminophen is.

You know the properties of OTC/non-OTC drugs better than your pharmacist, or your 'street pharmacist' for that matter.

You're not a 'cook' you're a home chemist.

You get a wasp sting and use it as an excuse to take 10 + Benadryl

You're perscribed pain meds for the first time and instead of using them like you're supposed to the following thoughts go through your head
1) Can I make enough money off of these to get the drugs I really want?
2) I wonder what It would be like to shoot this up....
3) I wonder how much I should take to get fucked up

and then, you decide against 1,2 and 3, and leave half a pill sitting on your counter for half a month just staring at it; like, .....I wish you were more. Maybe tomorrow you'll be more. What I I eat you and then want you back.. then what If I neeeed you?
The first stages of addiction my friends...
 
I have practically done all of these things .. except for the pissing in cooker... what the fuck.

Oh and on jigsaws comment about planning your vacations around a good dope spot... HAHA I have done that several times... Family vacations were a hoot ... my mom was speechless when we went to mexico and the thing I wanted to see was the pharmacys so I could get some pills and some k...
I just moved up from alabama to fredericksburg va. what is there to do in richmond jigsaw??
 
peacebone said:
If you can't find Benadryl in the store and ask where the Diphenhydramine is

.. and you finally get to the cash register, where the clerk casually asks if you have allergies. you then proceed to stare at him blankly for a minute cause you forget what normal people buy Benadryl for.

:!
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LMFAOLMFAO.
that was a great read.

your a junkie when...


when you go to your girlfriends house for the firsttime, find out about all the drugs she has.
next day,
her house gets robbed,
you continue to date her.
 
^hahaha. Terrible, man. And hilarious. :\

PedrosxPeter - I spend a lot of time up in Freddy B and lived for a bit in Richmond. Presently down in Lexington - it is a nightmare here. :!

a few more:

...you've disassembled a sink drain pipe to retrieve a pill you dropped into it.
...you can carry on an informed conversation with an old woman in line at the pharmacy about your mutual (not) insulin experiences.
...you know CPR without ever having taken a course.
...detox is an opportunity to collect new contacts.
...the phrase (and lyric) "too tired to sleep, too hungry to eat" makes sense to you.
...you traded a healthy and varied appreciation for many substances with the goal of self-exploration for a fixation and total devotion to one substance with virtually no potential for mind-expansion (imo).
...loperamide tablets taken by the dozen fail to even SEEM like they're working. (not talking about getting high here, like so many recent threads. let's not be retarded. i'm talking about used for their intended purpose.)
...you own your own PDR (and very rarely need to use it anymore.)
...upon the death of a terminally ill family member or friend, you use your (real or not) grief as an excuse to visit their home in search of the leftover prescriptions.
...you find yourself posting on BL at 3:30 in the morning because it was a good day and you don't want to waste your buzz by sleeping. ;)
 
damonoxide- I was working in Louisiana staying at one of the few mom/pop owned motels ... I drop my last morphine pill down the drain... I fucking rip the shit apart it isn't there... i freak the fuck out and rip all the plumbing apart going as far as going down stairs and telling maintenance that i dropped my ring down the sink and its in the lines and i need to see if i can catch it when I try to flush it down with water...
Being a pipe fitter the guy must have thought I knew what I was doing because the guy let me go to the empty room below and pull their drain apart and try this jerry rigged screen filter that I made... long story short... it didn't work ... I went back to my room bummed as fuck ...
Apparently i nodded the fuck out and dropped my pill but it didn't go down the sink it must have bounced when it hit and fell on the floor because when I started to put my shit together I found it on the floor.
 
You find yourself trying to scrape non-existent residue out of a bag that you have already done so to 5 times. Or if you find yourself eating a box of Imodium in desperation when your out of smack.
 
You know you're a junkie when you can spot another junkie within a minute of first meeting someone. You can just tell someone else is doped up just by lookin at their face.
 
dreams

you dream of poppies in your backyard taller than you are and hope no one waters 'em
 
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