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You might be a junkie if...

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When you get arrested buying dope, yet you swear to the cop that you were on your way to an NA meeting.
 
Oh, and when you're cat loses it's tail because the door slammed on it, and the vet prescribes the cat bupronorphine ampules of some sort, and you find you're self taking have the cats stash.

This is a very true story.
 
"Oh, and when you're cat loses it's tail because the door slammed on it, and the vet prescribes the cat bupronorphine ampules of some sort, and you find you're self taking have the cats stash."

haha just bought some buprenex from a kid who got it perscribed for his cat..

first time i ever took xanax it was perscribed to my boys dog.

you might be a junky if you can get black tar on the east coast and raw dope on the west - both have happened at a point in my opiate-saga
 
^ they did dope and there pupils dilated..first thing I noticed

very dramatized stereotypes

but it was a good movie..made me feel so wierd at the end
 
You just might be a junkie if you go to the restroom to take a piss (ok, the pissing part might not be very junkie like) only to wake up 5 hours later still standing up in front of the toilet with your dick in your hand and no piss in the bowl.

Quelle etrange nuit, eh?
 
if you get woken up my the cops in you car thats parked and running and it takes like a half hour for them to get you up
 
Jimston said:
When you get arrested buying dope, yet you swear to the cop that you were on your way to an NA meeting.
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You might be a junkie if this happens and you're not lying to him!


This thread is great btw, here's a few of mine:

...if words like "bioavailability" and "half-life" are part of your normal vocabulary.

...if you take all the benadryl in your house, but you've never even had allergies.

...if you get calls from your friends asking you "hey I have these pills that say blah blah blah what are they?" And you know without having to look it up.

...if you've ever explained plugging to someone and you weren't laughing.

...if you've been clean for weeks but this thread made your W/D's come back.

...if you get furious when you see stupid kids wasting drugs by doing them the wrong way, or when you hear them talking about something they know NOTHING about.

...if you prettymuch took over your Substance Abuse class and knew more than the teacher.

...if your mom knows about your habit and as much as she hates it she still calls you and asks which OTC drugs are best for her cold/flu/headache

...if you've ever told your doctor you are allergic to Ibuprofen. (So you don't get RX Ibuprofen BS)

...if you say Acetaminophen instead of Tylenol.
 
if you wake up in a toilet and there is a needle sticking out your arm


if you spend hours going through medical manuals in order to find a new big fat vein

consider shooting into your dick


go trough a dumpster to retrieve some needles you threw out a few days ago cause all the pharmacies are closed
 
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