You might be a junkie if....
you wear long sleeves whenever you leave your house, regardless the season.
you can't leave your bathroom cause you're scared the cops are outside and are there to get you (cause you're all geeked out).
you can't go a day without some kind of drug in your system.
you can tell when other people are junkies.
"no seeds, no stems, no sticks!!" isn't a gardening term for you.
you count the hours on the clock, sometimes even the minutes to when you're going to pop your next pill (or do your next shot).
all the pens in your house are disassembled due to "cleaning your pipe".
chore boy and those little round vials with the flower in them, are commonly found in abundance around your abode.
you always watch the cop that you pass (or passes you) when you're driving to see if he's going to pull you over.
you tell yourself EVERYTIME you use, this is your last fix.
=)
this thread was hilarious btw, that's why I posted so much, figured I'd share my input. =)