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You might be a junkie if...

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I jus thought of this one today...

U kno youre a junkie when:

'good cap' (referrin to a water bottle cap) means somethin to u
AND
u kno every brand of water and which ones got the good cap n which ones got the bad cap

lol....
 
When necessities have a whole different meaning to you compared to "normal" people.
 
Wow, this thread was a really good read! Apparently I might be a junkie, but I think I already knew that.
 
You might be a junkie if....

you wear long sleeves whenever you leave your house, regardless the season.

you can't leave your bathroom cause you're scared the cops are outside and are there to get you (cause you're all geeked out).

you can't go a day without some kind of drug in your system.

you can tell when other people are junkies.

"no seeds, no stems, no sticks!!" isn't a gardening term for you.

you count the hours on the clock, sometimes even the minutes to when you're going to pop your next pill (or do your next shot).

all the pens in your house are disassembled due to "cleaning your pipe".

chore boy and those little round vials with the flower in them, are commonly found in abundance around your abode.

you always watch the cop that you pass (or passes you) when you're driving to see if he's going to pull you over.

you tell yourself EVERYTIME you use, this is your last fix.

=)

this thread was hilarious btw, that's why I posted so much, figured I'd share my input. =)
 
euphoricnod said:
If you've ever injured yourself intentionally to get to the hospital and get opiates you might be a junkie.

You might be a junkie if you get worried phone calls from your family members saying, " we've just had a bunch of stuff stolen! What could have happened?!" And you know exactly where all of the stuff is.
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From your first quote. I have injured myself many times to get opiates at the ER. I have broken a bone (cheekbone) I have had someone beat me up and I have pulled out teeth. I am a sick MF"er. I also was going to have a minor surgery to get a birthmark removed from my ankle, but when I found out I was just going to get a local and some motrin I canceled. I broke into a doctors office in the middle of the night, all I scored were like 1000 librium:X I call those drool pills, but what the Hell, I stold them, no one wanted them, so I took all of them (Not all at once) I drooled a lot until they were gone.

LillyF40%)
 
When you sell stolen boost minutes on the corner in paterson and then cop your dope from the same ppl u sold the phone cards to
 
When you ride your bike to the cop spot knowing your gonna be walking back because they'll give you two bags for your bike, you might be a junkie.
 
hey i take that shit from my own real life experience no more than a month or 2 ago so u kno wat they say "Its funny cuz its true!" LOL Glad u enjoyed em....
 
When I see some dude walking down the street and he looks so fucked up that I want to pull over and ask him what he is holding.

LillyF40
 
*whitegirl* said:
You wish you could go back to the day when 2 vicoden gave you a buzz...

I love this thread...
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Now thats what I am talking about. 2 vicodin and I could clean my house in a half hour.
When you thought you hit the jackpot when the doctor gives 60 10/325 norcos with 5 refills,
When Inernet pharmacies were the only charges on my credit cards. Thank God those days are long gone!!

LillyF40
 
bowdenta said:
im not a junkie

I know everything about pharmaceuticals because im going to be a pharmacist

even though i haven't had any classes yet

also when you spend more than a full 8 hour workday trying to scam cash off a credit card and find a dealer to get you high
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When you acually get a job at a pharmacy as a pharrmacy tech, but then they ask for your liesence. When I got caught with a forged prescription and when I knew the pharmisist knew I acually begged him for "Just a few" until I could score some real shit. Luckily the pharmisist was my best friends dad. and I didnt get busted, but he still after 26 years wont even look at me.. I dont blame him. I was a hope to die dope fiend. Breaking into a doctors office with the sugar daddy waiting in his car. faking your medical records. Here is the best. I have a friend who is a doctor and a drug addict, he askes me to score him some doridens. Now schedule 1 in the US.I am sure I missed a lot, but I will think of somemore

LillyF40
 
When I was the first person at my grandfathers house when he died, because since everyone else was still at the Hospital I knew where he kept his stash, and I scored big time Never forget the date Feb 4, 1989

LillyF30
 
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