You might be a junkie if...

[slimcharles]

Deliberately using a really, really tiny straw, so it's easier to scrape the doap out with a pen cap.

 

[Pillthrill]

^stealing my stoner comments *tisk tisk tisk*

 

[raznaruk138]

lmao tommy, no shit man, been there done that, hey it works!! esp. for finding open air spots or neighborhoods

when after all the rip offs shit dope and headaches you just keep doing it, knowing full well its a dead end losing proposition in every way.

 

[MikeDiesel]

if you dream of living in afghanistan....you might be a junkie

hahaha...i saw a youtube vid of this little shack that was sellin pure grams for 2 dollars in afghanistan. I was readin the comments and there were a couple horrified people and few like me that said 'I wanna live in that room'

 

[beatology]

Haven't read them all, so I apologize if this has been said:

-You even lie to your dealer and tell him you flip some because you go back so often

 

[kilajokers]

i feel like everything reminds me of a stamp i have done. movies, video games, music, everywhere i turn i see something that i have had a stamp of

 

[opiate_hug]

if you actually get full on pills. im going to have to unbutton my pants, im stuffed! oxycodone kicks ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yummy

 

[DarkSkys]

^ HIGH FIVE BRO

Yeahhh!!!

You might be one when your dealer keeps a few extras because you are going to withdrawal and beg him for some after your stash and HIS stash is up.

 

[pfeife]

...if you overdose stimulants and search your entire home for benzos even if you know there aren't any.

Overdosing stimulants and therefore take benzos to come down and 15 minutes later you just redose stimulants to OD again.

...if you keep empty boxes/bottles of prescribed drugs and decorate your room with them.

 

[Pillthrill]

*From where you are sitting in front of your computer you can count 12 empty or full script bottles (truth)

 

[SKAGSKAGSKAG]

...your piss stream flows like water from a town well in the middle of the Sahara.

 

[evilthree]

-you still try milking cottons 6 or 7 times cuz theyre still brown
-you feel relieved when walkin in the hood and hear a loud ass beat/reggaton comin from a car cuz its one less sign of a UC and if they were on patrol they wouldn't be blasting shit at deafening volumes

 

[Fried Man]

you've mastered the art of disputing overdraft fee's with your bank

 

[BIGsherm7272]

you might be a junkie if you fear taking a shit

 

[oxymoron87]

...you add your drug dealer to your "friends & family" plan.



(mine is number 9.) %)



....

lol just did that a few months ago

dont remember what number he is tho


and dude above me thats a fucking good one feels like im giving birth out my ass sometimes ,some men know the pain of childbirth ok
walk out the bathroom like this is what it feels like to be one thoes girls in them pornos who are fucked in the ass 50 times

 

[Draigan]

When you need to take a shit and think damn I really need a hit. So you take the hit and then you don't need to shit anymore and think awwwwww thats better.

 

[Khadijah]

LOL at the ppl who posted 2 weird ass replys in here. the one who said you might be a junkie if you get accused of bein on smack, even tho you never done it...

No, then you AINT a junkie. How would you might be a junkie if you never done it? wtf?

And the other one who said, you might be a junkie if you wait for stop signs to change


No, i believe that is YOU MIGHT BE STONED/MIGHT BE A WEED SMOKER...I dont think you might be a junkie if you wait for the stop sign to turn green.


sometimes I wonder WTF ppls idea of "junkie" is, cuz every so often we get those ppl in here who posts shit like that. or like "you might be a junkie if....You scrape weed resin out of your bowl for one more hit even tho you got a head ache!" I swear I seen that one in here before too. WTF yo? :D

anyways....

You might be a junkie if you got enough of those "Mini Love Roses" layin around your room to make a weding bouquet out of. (We all know how much the hard core dope feens love a lil base with the D...)

 

[koRnbRed]

you go out of the country just to be able to get clean (because there is no will power left to say no) and save enough money to fuck it up proper when you get back

 

[Oppyandme]

You might be a junkie if every waking second you are thinking about drugs and getting high. I think that one tops the list

 

[askaboutme]

We all know how much the hard core dope feens love a lil base with the D...

it's like hot sauce and blue cheese