You might be a junkie if...

[amnda3351]

you've mastered the art of disputing overdraft fee's with your bank

you gotta share tht shit, calling the bank is on my to do lilst today.

...you add your drug dealer to your "friends & family" plan.

I love this thread!

 

[b4rd]

If you exaggerate how much opiate use you were doing prior going to rehab, so you can get more in the detox center...

 

[hydroazuanacaine]

Is it wrong to only want a little dark haired blue eyed girl with lovely veins and an exploratious attitude

junkies say the coolest shit.

 

[lakerdrinker]

you might be a junkie if, you have a bottle of t1's on the night table for the come down

 

[Watchmaker]

You might be a junkie if you haven't seen your parents for weeks, even though you live at their house?

... if you're shaking really hard, because you're coming off benzo while tweaking, even though it should be the other way around.

... if you've replaced the common courtesy of saying "Hello" with "What day is it?".

... if your therapist on the first meeting, just out of the sudden, cracks up and laughs loud at you for being the rare drug user you are. (Never going back there)

... if you throw your hat out of the window thinking it was a dead animal or something, and later walking out, naked, to get it back.

... if your neighbors stops talking to you and just stares if you're nearby.

... if you wake up at your dealers house after eating 200 Ambien in three days, repeatedly asking him to leave, not getting the fact that you're not at home.

... if you after last event, notice the phone-bill skyrocket and find recordings on your phone with people yelling "STOP CALLING ME I NEED TO SLEEP".

... if your anticipated physicians appointment with days of planned speech to get a prescription ends up with being one of those days the conversation starts with: "What day is it?" a few times and asking the physician why you're there and "Am I ill?".

... if this post takes more than 6 hours to write.

 

[digital_phreedom]

... if you cooked up your shot, got it all ready, got out your LAST rig, only to find that you had no cotton.. no q-tips, no cigarettes, nothing.. and you're out in the parking lot running late for class, and you're gonna get kicked out if you're late one more time, so there's no time to go find a cotton, and the shit is already liquid so you can't save it for later, and you're not about to go into class sick again.. until suddenly, you see a tampon wrapper on the floor of the car, and think "hell yeah! that'll work perfect", so you ask your girlfriend sitting next to you to hurry up and give you a tampon, and after frantically looking around for a few seconds she says... "well... i have, one..." and in your desperation, you use it..

 

[hydroazuanacaine]

^holy smokes. all fiction writers should check this thread out.

 

[Liquid Sunshine]

I can't tell if this is depressing or awesome.

You might be a junkie if by "I got clean" you mean "I got a prescription so it's legal"

 

[DarkSkys]

you might be a junkie if, you have a bottle of t1's on the night table for the come down

Yes!, totally. Canadians OTC T1, at least it gives you hope that the WD will be better but really I think it all mental. 8 mg codeine does little to nothing for my WDs.

Damn, there so much awesome in this thread. Being a junkie makes life a lot more interesting don't you think?

 

[lazygit]

When people comment on how fucked you are/look at work.

You fantasise about all the drugs you wish you could have and get in a foul mood you can't have them.

When you hope you backs fucked so you can keep getting your meds.

 

[Cornishman]

You might be a junkie if you inject heroin on a daily basis.

 

[McFly]

The pockets of your trousers/shorts are filled with scrunched up bits of foil.

That smoking crack doesnt make you feel guilty for lying cos its not skag.

 

[untaMe]

you might be a junkie if you're arms are really sore and you tell people you were lifting when really its from shooting junk.

 

[Pillthrill]

When going near a area you remember going by when you were really high makes you crave for days.

Uh meth.

 

[blackjesus]

you might be a junkie if your idea of detox is spending less.

 

[EFC18]

^ Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

awesome film

 

[BlazeSity]

You might be a junkie if all of your cd's has powder residue on one side and resin on the other side

 

[Kurrupt]

You might be a junkie if you are still hear reading about how you might be a junkie after 29 pages...

 

[jersey_jeeper]

You might be a junkie if the baliff makes you sit out in the hall until you're called because you're nodding so bad you keep banging your head against the row of seats in front of you -

while appearing to plead 'not guilty' to a wandering charge in East Orange

You might be a junkie if you need to have your dealer front you a second brick so you can break even on money you owe him on the first one, because you ate two footballs and somehow shot three 1/2 buns in one night

But then again, you might not be a junkie if your dealer commonly extends you $500 worth of credit

 

[Tommyboy]

You might be a junkie if you are wondering why you are feeling sick (not dopesick) and a friend says "maybe it's because of all the heroin you did today", and your response is "no, that can't be it' and continue to ponder about what the cause of you headache or whatever is.