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You might be a junkie if.....(version 2)

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your dealer speaks no english and you speak no spanish but you still manage to communicate what you want and meet up everyday


you have a mugshot where your pupils are seriously pinned


you think back to people that you used with a year ago and realize that they are all either in jail, rehab, missing or dead

you've ever asked to leave work early because you had some dope you were just dying to do and could not stop thinking about

you have pawned something stolen

before you take a shot, you feel sweaty, tired, sticky, hot and all around disgusting. right after that shot, you feel absolutely fine, and decide to put off taking a shower for just a little longer.

you don't want to go to the doctor because you don't want to have to explain your track marks (when I got my wisdom teeth out, I told the orthodontist that my one track mark was a scratch from my cat, and she went "it looks like your cat was going for your veins!")

you randomly jerk and twitch a lot; normal people would be scared that they have some neurological disorder if this happened to them

you've ever taken enough Immodium to constipate 100 people

the movie Requiem for a Dream pisses you off because their pupils get bigger when they do heroin (wtf??)

you get pulled over and get a $300 speeding ticket; most people would be pissed right afterwards but you are just so relieved that the cop didn't search your car

you've been really, really sick and had suboxene which could make you better in minutes, but you are holding out until the morning when your dope dealer should be ready
 
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You might be a junkie if your jeans fall down when you walk cos you have lost all the weight and your skinny little ass won't hold them up anymore.
 
-if when you see other ppl on the street or even in movies and the only thing you notice is how big their veins are and how lucky they are to have such a nice set of veins!
 
epiks said:
-if when you see other ppl on the street or even in movies and the only thing you notice is how big their veins are and how lucky they are to have such a nice set of veins!
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I am forever noticing other peoples veins and wishing that mine were still as good as theirs are,mine disappeared a long time ago.
 
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If when you compliment a friend on their nice veins, and they tell you that other people have given them the same compliment, you immediately try to figure out who may have done that so you can get high with them.
 
You might be a junkie if you always have trouble at blood tests.
I went hospital today for an X ray and blood test. The first nurse tried to get blood from about 6 different locations without managing to get a single drop of blood. She then sent me to see another nurse and then after being stabbed another 5 times with no joy I finally pointed out a few veins where she might get lucky and luckily she finally got enough blood out of me.
Now I have to go back to work looking like I have been banging up gear all day, rather than smoking it like usual.
 
u have to realize though that people who work out also admire vascularity(sp) so ...just make sure none of ur friends work out ,i know it would be a big mistake confessing IV use to a friend that just liked the look
 
-you break into someones locked door with a magnet so you can find some pills (true story)
-see someone rub their nose once they get out of a locked bathroom and automatically think they must of done cocaine or railed some pills (dunkin donuts all the time or mcdonalds)
-you're upset because your veins are so tiny and wish you had that guy's veins cause they're huge
-you made friends with one of the local crackhead who always walks around (pretty hilarious guy actually)
-you nod out in a bowl of soup or at the store when shopping
-you have random cut pens around the room, hollowed out so you can use it to rail dope
-whens spoons become something more than what you use to eat with
-you know you're a junkie but when you look at other junkies you think you aren't as bad as they're
-you don't remember what color your skin tone use to be
-when you're injured you can't wait to be prescribed pain pills
 
damonoxide said:
-this thread makes you cry but you keep reading anyway because how the fuck else are you gonna waste time until you can cop again.
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totally doing this right now...as you can tell this was posted on the 3rd page and i've been reading since the last page.

-you scrape your spoon in order to attempt to get anything, even though you've already done it 3 times
-seeing the Mio commercial instantly reminds you of when you register a shot
-you get an anxious, restless feeling if you're driving anywhere remotely close to your dope spot
-you've waited in a parking lot for countless hours waiting to hear back from a dealer after they told you to head out
-(back when i first started shooting up) you get excited and extremely happy that you're actually able to shoot up yourself (took me a while to be able to get this down...horrible hand-eye coordination for having to pull back up on the plunger)
-you force yourself to stay up because you know you're going to be able to get dope SOMETIME within the next few hours (happening now...wasnt able to fall asleep, now i'm feeling i'm going to be able to sleep but can't miss the chance)
 
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-you've cancelled all your plans just to cop some dope
-you go to get a spoon for cereal but all your spoons are either dirty or lost
-when you stay up thinking about how you're going to somehow steal all this dope
-when finding a random prescription bottle full of pills in someone's dresser is like heaven
-you secretly eye all the prescription bottles in someones house just to see if they have anything good
-getting injured isn't as bad as it seems because you know you will get something good for it, usually
-your mom can't even trust you with a bottle of your medication
-your sleep schedule is so out of whack
 
rollin_stoned said:
totally doing this right now...as you can tell this was posted on the 3rd page and i've been reading since the last page.

-you scrape your spoon in order to attempt to get anything, even though you've already done it 3 times
-seeing the Mio commercial instantly reminds you of when you register a shot
-you get an anxious, restless feeling if you're driving anywhere remotely close to your dope spot
-you've waited in a parking lot for countless hours waiting to hear back from a dealer after they told you to head out
-(back when i first started shooting up) you get excited and extremely happy that you're actually able to shoot up yourself (took me a while to be able to get this down...horrible hand-eye coordination for having to pull back up on the plunger)
-you force yourself to stay up because you know you're going to be able to get dope SOMETIME within the next few hours (happening now...wasnt able to fall asleep, now i'm feeling i'm going to be able to sleep but can't miss the chance)
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hahaha dude that is what I always think of when they squirt the red one in the water... I've actually tried it before its not half bad lol.

You may be a j if you're buddy who hasn't done any junk in a while asks how much you think he should do and when he pours out a lil bit, you say grow some balls. Then he proceeds to almost OD while you're driving around the city trying to wake this asshole up and decide whether or not you should take him to the ER lol.
 
You may be a junkie if you have smoked gear that you scraped off your teeth.
Your walls have got a fine mist of blood sprayed onto them from emptying a used needle.
 
You might be a junkie if when you think back to all the money you've spent on drugs, instead of thinking about how sad it is and how much money you've wasted, you think about how awesome it would be if you still had all that money/all those drugs
 
EU4RIK said:
You might be a junkie if when you think back to all the money you've spent on drugs, instead of thinking about how sad it is and how much money you've wasted, you think about how awesome it would be if you still had all that money/all those drugs
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I've never even seen a needle outside of the hospital but I def think this about all the other drugs I've done.
 
If a year ago you read this forum or one like it and all the warnings about addiction, but you thought "nah, wont happen to me, I'll control myself "or "well I feel shitty anyway, so at least this will make me happy for a little while,"then you come back to the site and post the exact same advice that you ignored last year
 
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You might be a junkie if your grandma lives with you, you check her medicines and know that she takes codein.

You might be a junkie if before you take some medicine, you check its composition looking for some psychoactive.
You might be a junkie if after you check the composition of your medicine and find no psychoactive compound you know, you google its composition hoping it is psychoactive.

You might be a junkie if you know at least thirty different structural formulas of drugs.
You might be a junkie if you draw a human-like structural formula of LSD.
You might be a junkie if you draw human-like structural formula of LSD fucking the human-like structural formula of Mescaline, doing anal.

You might be a junkie if your mom felt the smell of pot in your bedroom, asked you about the smell, you answered "It is incense", and then she asked you if you are consuming "something" to need incense, when what actually happened is you were smoking pot.

You might be a junkie if you dream to have a junkie girlfriend, take drugs with her and make sex with her on drugs.

You might be a junkie if your best friends are junkies.
You might be a junkie if you call your junkie best friend "my favorite little hippie", and she calls you "my favorite little junkie" with eyes like *-*.
You might be a junkie if you say you will use the DMT of the pineal gland of your junkie best friend if she doesn't do something you want.

I have to say, I wrote it all based on myself. o.o
 
freemind said:
You might be a junkie if your grandma lives with you, you check her medicines and know that she takes codein.

You might be a junkie if before you take some medicine, you check its composition looking for some psychoactive.
You might be a junkie if after you check the composition of your medicine and find no psychoactive compound you know, you google its composition hoping it is psychoactive.

You might be a junkie if you know at least thirty different structural formulas of drugs.
You might be a junkie if you draw a human-like structural formula of LSD.
You might be a junkie if you draw human-like structural formula of LSD fucking the human-like structural formula of Mescaline, doing anal.

You might be a junkie if your mom felt the smell of pot in your bedroom, asked you about the smell, you answered "It is incense", and then she asked you if you are consuming "something" to need incense, when what actually happened is you were smoking pot.

You might be a junkie if you dream to have a junkie girlfriend, take drugs with her and make sex with her on drugs.

You might be a junkie if your best friends are junkies.
You might be a junkie if you call your junkie best friend "my favorite little hippie", and she calls you "my favorite little junkie" with eyes like *-*.
You might be a junkie if you say you will use the DMT of the pineal gland of your junkie best friend if she doesn't do something you want.

I have to say, I wrote it all based on myself. o.o
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obviously this is all based on yourself, but after reading what you just posted, it's pretty clear you're posting this in the wrong thread. This is for heroin junkies....not people "addicted" to pot.....you mentioned codeine, but not even all of the codeine in a pharmacy would get the majority of the posters in this thread high. not being a dick, but you're in the wrong thread
 
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