You might be a junkie if.....(version 2)

[PendulumAM]

you hear someone talking about how they have or know someone who has a pot or cigarette problem and you just want to laugh in their face

I agree with the person who said you connect every song to dope and think that they all have secret meanings; you get mad when Under the Bridge comes on the radio because you know all the other people listening don't know he's talking about dope

waking up with yourself and your entire bed covered in sweat is normal

for the girls:
you cant remember the last time you had your period, but there's no chance of you being pregnant
you buy concealer just for your inner arms

 

[muvolution]

you might be a junkie if you have callouses on both pointer and middle fingers from pulling back your rig and fixing up.

you just made me look at my hand. god damnit.

 

[elz]

if your jugular vein is starting to look like interesting
you IM cuz u have no veins left

 

[love2party]

When you hear people mention that they where nodding, you automatically assume that they where high on opiates.

 

[purple_cloud]

When you hear people mention that they where nodding, you automatically assume that they where high on opiates.

I'm not an opiate addict and use them on occasion for pain/recreation, but I agree with this --- my family always says nodding out to mean just falling asleep, like watching TV, but ever since joining BL I've always thought of opiates when I hear that. Especially after my recent episode of light (but daily) opiate abuse.

 

[not a doctor steve]

I still live with my rents...

You might be a junkie if all the clothes you buy for yourself are a size or two smaller than the clothes your family gets you for holidays.

or if, when watching "Cops", you get pumped up when the dealers get away

 

[laCster]

you might be a junkie if when you go to other peoples' houses, they make sure to lock up all their pills because they know you will do some snooping and jack those xanax and oxy they have

you might be a junkie if a good day to you is nodding out all day and saying fuck you to the world, selling old shit for drugs, and getting pissed when you pass out during your high because you wasted that fucking money which makes you want to do more to try to do it right

 

[Deleted member 80237]

...if you're taking notes while watching "the wire." (baltimore ain't that far away...)
...you know the location (and names!) of every major vein in the human body and you aren't a med student.
...you haven't been to a family reunion in years.
...after six months of sobriety, you still assess every bathroom you enter for ease of fixing up.
...you've ever shot up with anything other than water.
...you've cooked up a shot in the bottom of a soda can.
...you've gone into a fast food restaurant just to grab plastic spoons and/or straws. (or a cup of water.)
...none of your cigarettes ever seem to have more than half a filter.
...you've used a complete stranger's rig because you just can't snort it. (fuckin' gross.)
...you usually have a razor blade in your wallet.

 

[34-dihydroxyphen]

If every time you go to a pharmacy and see an old lady at the counter, you weigh the pros and cons of approaching her in the parking lot to see if she takes her oxy script or not. Or robbing her if she does.

 

[zombiesarepeaceful]

If most of the cards in your wallet are tainted with dust o'drugs...and you're embarassed so you lick your ID before you hand it to the cashier..

 

[HeWhoHowls]

...........the only thng in your dishwasher is bent spoons.

 

[docbp87]

If this post is taking forever to read, because you can't keep those eyelids open long enough to read it!

 

[EU4RIK]

If this post is taking forever to read, because you can't keep those eyelids open long enough to read it!

this reminded me of back when i had access to opiates, and its so so true

 

[HeWhoHowls]

this reminded me of back when i had access to opiates, and its so so true

i have opiate access as of recently
i was watching montages on waytoomany.com
i nodded off n facebutted the keyboard
thank god i was alone

 

[Deleted member 80237]

^ha. yeah, i used to wake up a lot with bruises and even broken skin on my forehead from passing out with my head on the very edge of my desk or keyboard.

 

[Chi-Blast]

You gotta wait 5 minutes to move upon waking up because you nodded out and cut off the circulation to major limbs, which are now 100% asleep and useless to you.

 

[HeWhoHowls]

You gotta wait 5 minutes to move upon waking up because you nodded out and cut off the circulation to major limbs, which are now 100% asleep and useless to you.

i can relate.
i once woke up with my dead arm over my face.
i freaked out thinking it was someone elses trying to suffocate me.
ill never forget that.

 

[Drock]

You gotta wait 5 minutes to move upon waking up because you nodded out and cut off the circulation to major limbs, which are now 100% asleep and useless to you.

Done it. The right side of my neck and shoulders stayed numb for a week.

 

[desaparecidos]

^ you definitely have to be careful with the positions you nod out. this guy from a band that i like nodded out with his legs tucked under him and they almost had to amputate them both.

 

[oxytocin]

when your boyfriend of 5 years, who you live with, tells you to either get clean or get out, you actually have to think about it for a couple of minutes/hours/whatever

and choose the latter