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You might be a junkie if.....(version 2)

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If you love opiates but regard vicodin and percocet as worthless.

If you always tell people "I'm fine" when they ask if you are OK, because you're obviously in pain, weak, pale, and sweating...

If being nauseous is a pleasant feeling, as it reminds you of being high.

If you only have $4 to make it through the next 24 hours including gas because you made $44 in tips.

You live 5 minutes away from your best friend and never see him.

You wake up to several half-written text messages that you never sent, usually ending in one letter "I'm just sitting atttttttt hhhhhhhhhhsidsf"

You have ever nodded out sitting up. Especially if you were fully clothed and still sitting up when the sun came up.

If you have ever nodded out on the toilet and cut of the circulation to your legs, crawling painfully back to your room.

If you have a roll of tin foil in your trunk. And one in your dresser. And one in your backpack. And one in the kitchen that you never use because its off brand and too thin. (Smokers...)

If you have been told repeatedly, "You have some black on your face." (Smokers.)

If your mom knows what black tar heroin smells like when burned.

If when picking out a shade of cover-up and the make-up lady assisting you asks you where you will be putting it, you pause awkwardly.... Then say "my under eyes" because "track marks on my arms" doesn't roll off the tongue as easily.
 
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If you have ever nodded out on the toilet and cut of the circulation to your legs, crawling painfully back to your room.

. And one in the kitchen that you never use because its off brand and too thin. (Smokers...)

If you have been told repeatedly, "You have some black on your face." (Smokers.)

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yeeeeep!

one time i was smoking with this guy and he had the well used foils in his lap, then he did a shot and nodded really bad and was rubbing his face while holding the foils. One of my favorite drug memories. it wouldve been more accurate to tell him "you have some face on your black" by the time he was done.
 
When your friend has "acquired" $300 and is waiting for you in NYC so you can go cop for the both of you while he's at work, but instead you take a detour because you have $6 and decide to hit the projects for 1 bag so you can shoot it on the PATH train.
 
When u go to reach in the silverware drawer for a spoon to eat cereal, and can't find one that isn't burnt to all hell!
 
PLUR2000 said:
When you just did 2x 2cc shots i.v. of liquid Morphine (80mg) and eat a oxy 80; while driving on the interstate and smoking a cig.

Oh yeah, mad dangerous, but you gotta admit kinda baller in a fucked up way!

8)

You musta not been a junkie for all too long if you still think like this. It aint ''baller'' and saying "oh yea mad dangerous!" makin it sound like you think this shits cool just gives you away as somebody pretty new to all this. It aint cool it aint ballin its just everyday life, and most of us dont go around talkin about it like that--its obvious that you think its a pretty badass crazy wild cool thing to do. But it aint--its just another day in the life of a dope feen.

I aint tryna go too hard on ya yo but you really sound like one of those kids who still thinks its all cool and badass to do amounts of drugs that to you seem really big, but are actually just normal at the most, and more likely actually pretty small amounts of shit to alot of us long term junkies.

When you think that doin a dose like that is baller and mad dangerous, obviously you dont do it all that much. To most of the people postin in this thread, somethin like that aint even worth mentioning becuz its so commonplace, so much of a everyday thing that it aint even something out of the ordinary.

Your post makes it sound much more like you aint a junkie to be real and thats a good thing. cuz trust me you dont WANT to be somebody who can honestly post in this thread and relate to all the shit people are sayin. It aint cool or baller when you can nod your head when you read "you know you a junkie when doing 300mg of oxy is just barely enough to get you off bein dopesick but you dont feel nothing even close to a high." or when your regular shot of dope is 8 bags at a time but to get really fucked up you need at least a bundle in one shot, etc. It aint somethin you wanna be....so just enjoy your beginners doses and the fact that gettin faced and then drivin while nodding out is a out of the ordinary, crazy experience for you instead of just another day.



^Xayo said:
You migt be a junkie if you try to get rich friends into drugs because they will pay for the weed for the first 2 months


Also....Just a reminder for yall...
This thread most definately AINT about weed.
We are talkin about heroin, oxys, opanas, fentanyl, dilaudid, etc etc etc....Opiates.


Every once in a while we get a misled, confused poster or two who says some shit about bud , so I just figured Id remind everybody;)
 
You may be a junkie when you sell your pool table & plasma tv for $300 combined. Yup, had a friend do that a year ago & tried to talk him out of it but the heroin was calling his name.
 
^^i saw a guy trade two gold rings, one with a diamond, and an 18 inch samsung flatscreen moniter for two 15mgs roxys the other day. I was so bummed i didnt have money i couldve got it off him for twenty bucks and sold it for a thousand. amazing.
 
^^i saw a guy trade two gold rings, one with a diamond, and an 18 inch samsung flatscreen moniter for two 15mgs roxys the other day. I was so bummed i didnt have money i couldve got it off him for twenty bucks and sold it for a thousand. amazing.



I can see the 18 inch monitor, thats not too expensive but the rings with a diamond, thats insane! He could have gone to a pawn shop & got some good money. I guess the drugs also take away your intelligence when you are craving it.
 
Love this hahaha (bittersweet :()

- When your money is divided into 2 things :Heroin, more heroin.

-You aimlessly walk around the city for hours looking for free food samples and free water because you havent eaten in days and can't spare money, because you only have enough for a bag.

- You nod so hard, you feel like your neck doesnt exist.

-all of your shirts are long sleeve or 3/4 sleeve shirts to hide the marks.

-under your bed, there are heaps of needle caps and bent used spoons and about a million rubberbands.

-When you scour the local middle school baseball diamonds selling rolling papers for 15 dollars.

God Im glad im clean...

more to come.
 
If you were taking a drug survey, in the middle read that its for former, infrequent, or non drug users and immediatly clicked the x.

When half of your doodles are pictures of little stamps on your bags.

When people tell you look like a zombie on the days when you dont slam anything.
 
You might be a junkie if despite having all your needles capped... You still manage to find 10 more orange caps in your room at any given time. You might be a junkie if you overdose and the next day hustle and scramble to get the same dope before its gone. You might be a junkie when your best friends are the drug dealers on speeddial.
 
you go camping and all you have are plastic spoons free from the exchange

you actually shit your pants at the mere thought of going near the street where you used to score and have to find a cheap store to buy new underwear. .

you have to go to the toilet right now while typing this,
 
you finally become "that guy" who gets stripped down and tossed in a cold shower by your best friend because your starting to fall out. gave him the biggest thank you hug ever (after I had my clothes back on of course)
 
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