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You might be a junkie if.....(version 2)

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stealing all ur parents gold and other shit.... stealing from grandma... and even using paypal to buy ur dope.... that is a junkie
 
Your coworkers think you are in AA because when you go to the bar after work, you are real quiet and only drink cokes

You've been accused of having a small bladder, but couldn't piss if you had to.

You've fallen asleep with a hershey's bar and woke up wondering how melty chocolate got all over your bed.

Your roommate unplugs the oven after 10pm because you've left it on one too many times.

You only put enough gas in your car to get to and from "the spot" ever. Gauge may as well be broken.

You unfold your art set and there are spikes next to the pens, pencils, and paintbrushes.

Your freezer has a pill bottle of old cottons piling up in it. In fact, nearly everything smaller than a marble that you own is stored in pill bottles.

When you can ID a pill off the top of your head when a friend calls you asking what it is.

You call Benadryl diphenahydramine.

and, my personal favorite...

When you sneeze, you eat your boogers.
 
When you get injured and immediately think of the pain meds you might get for it!
 
You might be a junkie if you overdose in rehab.

I had to clean the tables after dinner, and found this lady nodded out in her plate of pork chops, mashed potatoes, and corn. She had kernels of corn up her nostrils and bbq sauce all over her face. Anyway, she got narcan'd and brought to the hospital.
 
You might be a junkie if you didn't realise that tin foil can be used for things other than smoking heroin off.
 
your options for jobs are limited only to ones that require long sleeves and don't drug test
 
Tommyboy723 said:
You might be a junkie if you overdose in rehab.

I had to clean the tables after dinner, and found this lady nodded out in her plate of pork chops, mashed potatoes, and corn. She had kernels of corn up her nostrils and bbq sauce all over her face. Anyway, she got narcan'd and brought to the hospital.
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OMG lol i just spit coke all over my screen. Now thats a hardcore junky. BTw this thread should be Best of bluelight
 
if you love playing online poker because you can nod out inbetween hands and the buzzer wakes you up when its your turn
 
your probably a junkie when you find yourself reading this thread.....

oooooohhhhh!
 
You just might be a junkie if it takes you 20 minutes to find an obscure vein on you back because everything is fucked.


You might be a junkie when you sell your car for dope, only to realize after car sold that now you haveto walk to get it.
 
You might be a junkie if you have to open up your smoked roll up butts to smoke a 2nd then 3rd time until it has all been used up.
 
It's kind of funny. I've been reading through ver. 1 of this thread, and even thought I'm not "really addicted" (whatever that means!) to anything but cigarettes, I relate to a lot of the things people are saying..

This morning I was looking at my bare foot and thought to myself, "damn, I got some nice veins there." I haven't even put a needle in myself enough for any of my veins to start hiding from it.
 
flacky said:
... your idea of a "good night" is doing some dope, nodding out for a solid 3 hours, doing more dope, smoking a cigarette, nodding out for a solid 3 hours, waking up at 2 am, doing more dope, and passing out.
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Exactly!
 
....if you try to convince your mother that the person who stole her ATM card and withdrew $250 at 2am wasn't you, even though she has a picture of you doing exactly that from the ATM security camera.
 
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