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You might be a junkie if.....(version 2)

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--It annoys the shit out of you when you hear people refer to any drug except heroin as "dope"

LOL! This is so true. An older friend of mine (55ish) refers to pot as "dope" and I'm always correcting him. Then I read Patti Boyd referring to pot as "dope" too... must be old people thing.
 
LOL! This is so true. An older friend of mine (55ish) refers to pot as "dope" and I'm always correcting him. Then I read Patti Boyd referring to pot as "dope" too... must be old people thing.

LOL, guilty! I am not *quite* of that age, but old enough to be from the era that we DID refer to pot as "dope". A "young whippersnapper" friend of mine laughed when she heard me say that, so now I try not to do so, if only not to make things more confusing. ;)
 
You might be a junkie....
If your christmas list is full of things you don't want, or have no interest in, except for the resale value.
If every month you can't wait for your food stamp money to come in, so you can sell them.
If 9/10ths of your incoming calls on any given day are people calling about items you have posted on craigslist.
If craigslist is your homepage.
If you go window shopping at the pawn shop to get ideas for things you can sell.
If your gas light is never off for more than 10 minutes at a time.
If you never leave the house without a q-tip and a water.
 
when you want to follow the little old lady out of the pharmacy with her opiate script and tell her that you will pay good money for them!
 
When every new friend is a potential new medicine cabinet that you can raid....
 
^dam that's priceless, who hasn't fantasized about breaking into a pharmacy and getting away with a 1000 pill bottle of oxys', ect.

And opiates for a anti-depressent, LOL....

Dam and after reading the rest of those reasons, I think people posting after you got some serious competition. That stuff is just gold...


A friend and i talked about breaking into the local pharmacy to steal pills for months. We would always act like we were being totally completely serious. I of course assumed we were always joking around, but neither of us ever admitted it, and i really don't think he was joking most of the time. although i cant say there weren't some times when i really wanted to do it. We got pretty detailed with the planning at points lol, regardless that i never would have risked it, i still don't know whether or not the dude was serious.
 
Everytime theres a hurricane you contemplate going down there to loot the pharmacys.
Withdrawl is the only reason your scared of going to jail.
You convince your parents to make the family vacation plans to a city with open air drug markets. (yea my family is going to Chicago next month) I was like I wanna check out the museums and see the Bulls play. I wanted to go to New Jersey but umm yea not any tourists spots there lol.
 
You might be a junkie....
If your christmas list is full of things you don't want, or have no interest in, except for the resale value.
If every month you can't wait for your food stamp money to come in, so you can sell them.
If 9/10ths of your incoming calls on any given day are people calling about items you have posted on craigslist.
If craigslist is your homepage.
If you go window shopping at the pawn shop to get ideas for things you can sell.
If your gas light is never off for more than 10 minutes at a time.
If you never leave the house without a q-tip and a water.

4 / 7 of these I can relate ^

If you watch "Apocalypse Man" and think "the first thing i'd do is raid walgreens"
 
When you get pulled over for being in the projects and told you will be arrested if seen there and then leave .... just to return on a different block 5 minutes later to cop.
 
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