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You might be a junkie if.....(version 2)

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if you know the location of all the single occupent rest rooms in your area.

you know the spots the needle exchanges stop at, and the times.

you have walked into a pharmacy and asked for "28g half inch 1cc rigs" (true story =/)

all your spoons are somewhat bent.

you wear long sleeves during summer.

your family wonders why your always tired.

you spend more money on dope then you do on your rent/utilites.

ill come up with more later.
 
You might be a junkie...

If you dream you hit a lick and scored a whole bunch of money or drugs/pills, etc., and wake up, still not realizing it was a dream and check your pockets only to realize it was, infact, just a dream... and then your extremely pissed off...

If you find out people are overdosing from a stamp, you seek it out istead of avoiding it...

If someone OD's, instead of taking them to the hospital or calling 911 you take it upon yourself to revive them, because you'd rather not get the cops invovled, even if it is a life and death situation...

If you wake up from falling out and immediately do more...

If you reach the point where you can take your suboxone, but refuse to, because if you do end up getting dope you know it will affect your high...
 
SmokeTrails said:
you have walked into a pharmacy and asked for "28g half inch 1cc rigs" (true story =/)
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whats wrong with going into a pharmacy and asking for that? I do it all the time, lemme get a pack of 29g 1/2" 1cc syringes

maybe the word rigs? Dunno how else your supposed to buy them. Guess you can say 1cc long tip superfine but shit always ends up being retarded when you get the pins.
 
You might be a junkie if...
You can sit for 2 hours staring at the same spot on the wall.
You have a Billy Burroughs quote written on your shoe (I actually do, it's the junk commerce one)
You're idea of fun is playing CoD whilst nodding off.
 
I previously posted this one:
You might be a junky if every time you look at somebody or meet somebody you scan their arms for track marks and convince yourself they are a junky or they do drugs


You might be a junky if you have conversations with beggars(lets be honest, most aren't homeless) about how they got on the streets and then you leave without giving them change.

OR

You might be a junky if, after watching half baked, you went around stealing change from beggar's cups.

You might be a junky if you've ever let the air out of somebody tire and then, when they come back to their car and notice it, you charge them $20 to change the tire.

You[reading this post] might be a junky?

You might be a junky if you constantly collect receipts to return stolen items;
you return stolen items for store credit so you can buy cigarettes.

You might be a junky if, at some point during your current "computer session" you took a line, popped a pill, or banged a shot.
 
You're an idiot. Its because you get so constipated your ass bleeds and gets cut up. Drop the bright green font okie.

/rage
 
euphoricnod said:
You're an idiot. Its because you get so constipated your ass bleeds and gets cut up. Drop the bright green font okie.

/rage
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Yep, you nailed it. Although I would imagine that just about anybody who has been addicted to opiates long term knows what this is like.

It makes me glad I am not gay and into receiving anal sex, or into strap-ons as I believe anal sex is impossible for me now.


Also, you might be a junkie if you and your crew of junkies openly discuss their bowel movement problems, even with a girl you are attempting to have sex with (she has probably already opened up to you about it first).
 
E A z y said:
If someone OD's, instead of taking them to the hospital or calling 911 you take it upon yourself to revive them, because you'd rather not get the cops invovled, even if it is a life and death situation....
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Oh hell fucking no. Dont even put that shit off on being a junkie. that is just being a lowlife excuse for a human being. I have called 911 for a friend who OD'd and had it called for me, and that shit saved my fucking life, and all the people around me were fucking high as shit and were in the middle of doin their dope but one of em called 911 and they were still there to help when I woke up and saw cops and paramedics puttin me on a stretcher.

If you so scared of the cops, and its understandable, you know wat you do? You can still get the person help and not have to worry about gettin arrested. Its pretty goddamn simple, and its how i avoided charges everytime I OD'd or was there when someone else did and i called 911.


  • [*]SEARCH the OD victim for dope, needles, paraphernalia, etc.
    [*]HIDE your dope, his dope, all your sets and cookers and etc, somewhere safe away from the site of the OD. You can go back and get them later.
    [*]CALL 911 and get them some fuckin help before they die.

THERE AINT NO EXCUSE TO NOT CALL 911 WHEN SOMEBODY IS SERIOUSLY OD'ING!!!

The cops cant charge you with anything if there aint no drugs there. if you are a real coward, you can call 911 and then leave your friend there dying and just let the ambulance crew find them if you too afraid of the cops to stick around. but at least have the fuckin humanity to do that much at the VERY LEAST.


I dont ever wanna hear nobody in here blaming that shit on bein a junkie. Its people like you who give heroin addicts a bad name. Speak for yourself if you think that "you know you a junkie when you wont call 911 when someone OD's" is a junkie trait, cuz it aint. We aint all thoughtless self serving cowards who would rather let a friend die than talk to police for 5 minutes. If you wont call 911 when somebody you with OD's, dont beat around the bush and try to rationalize or explain it by acting like its just cuz you a junkie. Just admit that you are a selfish person who dont care about your friends and would let somebody die on your watch.

Alot of this shit in this thread is "sad but true" shit that we all laugh at to keep from cryin--but this is where I draw the line. This aint funny, its just fucked up, and it aint something to be laughing about, becuz theres plenty of dopeheads out there who aint too self serving to help save someones life. Would you want your friends to just leave you cold and let you die? Fuck, how goddamn selfish can you be.


:|


/Back to your regularly scheduled thread...
 
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Sorry I wasnt speaking for junkies as a whole group when I posted that, but I do know of a few people I used to do dope with who were revived and charged with parephenelia, posession and then a story gets back to you about someone falling out and they refused to call 911, but luckily were able to revive them.
I personally have never been in that situation, which I feel fortunate for, because where I live if you call 911 an ambulance ain't showing up for atleast 45 mins, and thats on a good night, so if you can't revive them on your own, they are fucked anyways.
 
you might be a junkie if you have a gallon bag filled with the end caps from 29 guage sharps. My friend wants to make some type of centerpiece for our table with all the caps, we think most people wouldn't know what they were...
 
most people will know and most people will think you are junkies.
 
I don't think I have posted since the last version of this thread. Ha.

First, lacey is dead-on. I HAVE been in that situation, more than once. And I have been arrested for calling 911 (even though they found NOTHING - long story). But you know what? I wouldn't hesitate to do it again if I had to. Anyone who will let another human being die when (potentially) all that's standing in the way of it is a PHONE CALL does not deserve the air they are breathing. End of story, period.

ANYWAY.

You might be a junkie if...

-you have ever shot your take-home cherry-flavored methadone (not me, a friend - gross!)
-you have suboxone but let yourself get sick anyway on the off-chance that you might be able to cop later.
-you have mastered the art of using a seatbelt as a tourniquet (or extension cord, or dog leash, or dad's tie...)
-you get clean and end up with 13 piercings and a few tattoos because you're still fixated by the needle. (at least piercings aren't necessarily permanent...)
-you lose 25lbs when you stop using (I know this sounds backwards, but I could only eat when I was high.)
-you throw away 7+ months of sobriety the second your last naltrexone implant wears off. :|
-this thread makes you cry but you keep reading anyway because how the fuck else are you gonna waste time until you can cop again.
 
NewPhone said:
You might be a junky if, after watching half baked, you went around stealing change from beggar's cups.

You might be a junky if you've ever let the air out of somebody tire and then, when they come back to their car and notice it, you charge them $20 to change the tire.

You[reading this post] might be a junky?

You might be a junky if you constantly collect receipts to return stolen items;
you return stolen items for store credit so you can buy cigarettes.

You might be a junky if, at some point during your current "computer session" you took a line, popped a pill, or banged a shot.
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You might be a junkie if you have robbed a fellow bluelighter like NewPhone has done, and then openly tried justifying it on bluelight.
 
flacky said:
Ok, this one is a little long people.

... your favorite sock is the one with the burn hole from the time you dropped a cigarette between your foot and the inner lining of your sneaker. (True story)

... every time you go to the pharmacy and see the gigantic bottles of various opiates and other delicious controlled substances, you fantasize about hopping the counter and grabbing everything you can before the biggest pharmacist pins you to the ground.

... if, and then, you think: "Hey, if I had a gun, I could take my time or even have them to do the sorting for me!"

... if, and then, you think: "No, no. Breaking in at the dead of the night would be better. Just hurl a metal trash can through the window. They never lock the pharmacy section or close it up. I could grab all the cigarettes on the way out too."

... if, and even then, you fantasize about having the skills to kill the burglar alarm and cameras and go in discretely from the back with perfect precision.

.. you're still kicking yourself for not grabbing those two full bottles of Xanax and Valium that were right up on the divider only 1 inch from your reach that time at the pharmacy.

... you think, "if only that friend I was with wasn't filling a prescription!"

... when you first tried dope, you didn't get too high and wondered why it was you hadn't been feeling like this for your whole life.

... when you did it a couple more times, finally got really high, and realized you wanted to do this for the rest of your life.

... doing dope motivates you to get stuff done, instead of making you not want to do anything.

... you go on antidepressants and wonder why opiates aren't prescribed for depression.

... you lay out that "possibly a little too much" line/shot and do it anyway because you know you'll either get really high or finally just die peacefully.

... you can't figure out how you got all that money for all that dope that you did over the past (insert period of time here).

... you used to have a balance in your savings account.

... you will never have a balance in your savings account again.

... you enjoy itching the shit out of yourself while you're high.

... you get scabs around your nostrils from all that itching.

... your pimples were getting so much better... then you scratched your face up... and again... and again...

... you hate the shit out of Eminem for making his little bullshit albums about baby pill habits (Aww, I feel so bad for you. It must have been hell waiting for the nice pharmacist at CVS to give you your Vicodin and sleeping pills in little bottles with your name on them. Boo-fucking-hoo, you had to go to the doctor a couple times a month and deal with a baby-sized addiction that probably cost you a few hundred dollars a month after insurance. Why don't you try being dope-sick off a dope habit where you spend more than that in a week for 4 hours while waiting for the runner to re-up? How many nights have you spent crying on your bathroom floor because your shot was filled with blood and you're desperately racing against time to finally get it in to any vein you can use before it clots up and wastes the only shit you had to keep you well for the night? That last one isn't my personal story, but the point still stands.)

I think that's it for now. I think the Eminem rant is a good place to leave off
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I like the part about dope being you're primary if not only motivation.

You think of everything to justify your habit.

You don't see how other people don't do it or even try it, and think everyone should have an unlimited supply. You're dream is to have an unlimited supply.

You hallucinate see rigs, cottons and dope everywhere.

Reusing rigs. Using other's used rigs. Save used cottons. Forgetting/not caring to take the time use a sanitary technique.

Heart sinks when you're out of money and dope. Heart races when you're about to cop.

Overdosed at least once and seen others OD

Run red lights without realizing it till it's too late

Take Chemistry to make drugs. Change major to make drugs

Bang it in a moving vehicle

Don't even bother to wipe that blood dripping down your body

Use over sized rigs not intended for IV

Get paranoid of others seeing track marks. Think that nurse/doctor/massage therapist must be like "I can't believe that kid. How fucking stupid is he?!" Use only one arm so the nurse doesn't see your marks.

Spend hours searching for rocks in your carpet/car. Smoke something that definitely ain't crack. Smoke Brillo and melt/break your shooter. Pipe explodes. Burn lips

Are hungry but won't spend money or time to eat. Maybe just don't really care to eat. Are skin and bones

Spend hours researching for how to heal track marks but don't really follow it


I hope I don't get to the point where I can relate to most of these posts.
 
You might be a junkie..

If an average night out with friends consists of a trip to the pawn shop, multiple trips to the dope house and atleast 1 non fatal overdose.

If you hate holidays only because its harder to hustle money and sell things on those days.

If you get blood drawn and it takes the nurse atleast 5 tries to hit your vein.

If everytime you go to the hospital you insist on putting the IV in yourself.

If you rear end other cars on an almost daily basis.

If when you sell something your asking price has nothing to do with the resale value, but rather how much money you need that day for dope, cigarettes and enough gas to get to the spot.

If you have no money for bills or gas, but manage to spend atleast $50 a day on dope.

If your day doesn't officially begin until you get high.

If everyother day you ask your dealer for a front "just until later tonight".

If everyday is going to be your last day using.
 
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If after running out of bud you get a flashlight to search for bits and pieces under a table and then you take a knife to scrape up all the tar and resin, soak a paper in it and then smoke this harsh shit that you know will not make you as high as you want to be.. And then when that bits runs out you feel restless and empty chain-smoking cigarettes hoping that insomnia will go away and tomorrow will be a better day to live. But before going to bed you go and search through your "weed box" with pipes and what not for loose pieces of bud once again hoping to find a nugget.
Pathetic but it happens to me quite often. And then I feel very bad about myself thinking how the hell did I get here....
 
^ the fuck. Marijuana "addiction" boggles my mind. Hope you never intend on touching anything that is, ya know, actually addictive.
 
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