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You might be a junkie if.....(version 2)

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jessm said:
I like that. Also, you call the Pharm to give them the "Im going out of town story" 3 days before the refill date on a script that is not transferable over state lines. Because one more day without it and you will wish you were dead.
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Lol I've done this so many times!
 
Rabidrabbit said:
I hate when my pupils are "big"/normal sized...



Oh I got one...

You might be a junkie if you go into McDonalds/Starbucks/etc, etc and take about 10 straws for your 2 shots of espresso on ice... :o
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Went for a meal the other day and the place had the HUGEST straws probs bigger than McDs, took a bit of restraint not to pocket the 1 I was drinking out of with people around me.
 
KAYLA2010 said:
Urinary retention is a bitch!!!! Sometimes I get it really bad sometimes I sit for like an hour tryin to pee....
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Yea i hate that part. However the constipation is great for me sonce i have crohns. When im not on heroin ill go to the bathroom 12+ times a day and get severe stomach pain. But 90% of it goes away on heroin.. not that it makes up for all the negatives its causes in my life that are nom health related
 
You know you're a junkie if you purposely stay outside to get mosquito bites so that they draw some of the attention away from your track marks, or so that you can blame some of the spots on your arm after a fresh shot on the mosquito bites. You also blame your opiate itching on your itchy mosquito bites.

mr.scagnattie said:
Yeah, now that's raging junkie status.. But, don't think I haven't had the passing thought after smelling pure H coming out of my pores to put some of that sweat into a rig.. 8( Now that's some nasty shit, with no basis in reality, and totally sick. Hah
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I never knew if it's the pores that give off the smell of heroin while binging, or the urine itself. Perhaps it's both.
 
Whosajiggawaaa said:
It takes like 5 mins of pushing for the urine to come out. Junkie problem or whosajiggawaa problem :O ?
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I have exactly the same problem. Didn't know it was connected to using gear.
Takes me so long to get a piss started that I usually have to sit down and wait patiently for the flow to begin.
Handy on long journeys though.
 
Whosajiggawaaa said:
Might be a weirdo but when I'm REALLY struggling I picture urinating on someone I hate and it seems to flow lol.
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That sounds like a great idea to me. I can think of plenty of folk that I would like to piss on due to them treating me like a wanker in the past.
A nice golden shower for them brings a smile to my face.
 
-You know the going rates of platinum, gold, silver, copper, brass, aluminum, and stainless steel and are on first name basis with pawn shop owners/metal recycling places.
-You have more pawn tickets than you can fit in your wallet.
-You know exactly how much gas it takes for you to go cop dope and get home.
-You and a friend begin counterfeiting money to rip off dope dealers.
-You forget which bills are counterfeit and which are real.
-You accidentally try to pass off your counterfeit bill at walmart
-You come to the conclusion your $10,000 in counterfeit bills can't be used for bail/bond money.
 
^LOL, so true.

You might be a junkie if you take shits bigger than a newborn baby.
 
Tommyboy said:
You know you're a junkie if you purposely stay outside to get mosquito bites so that they draw some of the attention away from your track marks, or so that you can blame some of the spots on your arm after a fresh shot on the mosquito bites. You also blame your opiate itching on your itchy mosquito bites.
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Can't you find a vein by using near where a mosquito bites you?? Or is that just completely wrong?
 
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