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You might be a junkie if.....(version 2)

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maxalfie said:
Yeah, I've been there and done that myself. Had no heroin but still needed to go through the process of injecting myself.
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Water with a lil bit of vinegar for the "taste" after plunging. Thank god I'm done with all that shite.
 
you might be a junkie

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Yep, you nailed it. Although I would imagine that just about anybody who has been addicted to opiates long term knows what this is like.

It makes me glad I am not gay and into receiving anal sex, or into strap-ons as I believe anal sex is impossible for me now.


Also, you might be a junkie if you and your crew of junkies openly discuss their bowel movement problems, even with a girl you are attempting to have sex with (she has probably already opened up to you about it first).
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If when walking into a bathroom u always turn ur baseball hat around so whe n u bend over to snort off the dirty toilet tank ur hat doesnt bump the wall
 
..You fill your empty pill bottle with water and down it incase there was any powder left
..you return/return stuff at a store and are offerd three cash or ten store credit and you pick cash immediately ;)
 
you take too big a hit of a-pvp and break the lightbulb in anger...



...only to pick it back up in five minutes and use the pieces again...


...for months
 
Just a thought but

U maybe a junkie if u make a thread about junkie cheat codes..








Protip: just sayin
 
maxalfie said:
You are probably a junkie if your roll up cigarette is made up of about 5 different types of tobacco depending on what cigarette butts you found on the street.
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the real tell tale sign is, are you rolling with actual cig papers, or are you rolling with ripped of pieces of paper bages from some other bums 40
 
You notice that in every york peppermint pattie commerical that when the girl takes a bite, her pupils get pinned (check it out).
 
You know you are a junkie when you see friends from the past when you were clean and you feel ashamed when they recognize you now.
 
You may be a junkie if you have two styles of driving - 200 mph weaving in and out thru traffic on your way to get dope/on a mission or right after you cop you dont go a singlr MPH over the limit and are a more courteous driver then your grandmother to avoid notice or being pulled over
 
jones-in_J said:
You may be a junkie if you have two styles of driving - 200 mph weaving in and out thru traffic on your way to get dope/on a mission or right after you cop you dont go a singlr MPH over the limit and are a more courteous driver then your grandmother to avoid notice or being pulled over
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Completely true lol. Plus once im high it makes me feel good to be a "nice person" every once in a while, ill bum cigarettes to homeless people, drink a 40 with them, play some cards/chess in the park, im just an all aroud nicer person.
 
Serotonin101 said:
Completely true lol. Plus once im high it makes me feel good to be a "nice person" every once in a while, ill bum cigarettes to homeless people, drink a 40 with them, play some cards/chess in the park, im just an all aroud nicer person.
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Yeah i know exactly what you mean lol

You may be a junkie if you think itd be the funniest thing in the world to lace a self righteous anti drug fuck's drink with something like 2cp (which would actually be REALLY easy considering the extremwly low under 16mg dosage... i dont think id ever have the balls to dp it though lol)

You may be a junkie if you are writing on this thread while on the toilet at work taking a constipated dope shit and fantasizing about getting off work in 8 hours and doing another shot of dope ;)
 
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Opiates....

You look forward to getting your period each month so you have an excuse to use.
 
I've done my fair share of black, but i'm not a Junkie.
However, my friends and I were spun out on a good one and wanted to go where it was warm so at 3 in the mornin we sat at dennys and this random guy is talking to us and he gets on this drugs are bad speech and how he was happy he never touched drugs like heroin (he was saying this nodding out, his pupils were so fucking tiny too.) He also made like 4 bathroom trips in like 3 hours.
 
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