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You might be a junkie if.....(version 2)

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If you find yourself forgetting people use q tips for their ears

You can hear "back and neck pain" being whispered in a loud stadium

Pharmacies are like the closet in chronicles of narnia, combined with Santa's workshop

If you think terminal cancer patients and people with crippling pain (that can be seen/proved with xray) are lucky bastards

If you think people who snort lines are pussy squares

You get real high, puke constantly, and think "awesome, mission accomplished"

(*2500th post*)
 
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RedRum OG said:
If you find yourself forgetting people use q tips for their ears

You can hear "back and neck pain" being whispered in a loud stadium

Pharmacies are like the closet in chronicles of narnia, combined with Santa's workshop

If you think terminal cancer patients and people with crippling pain (that can be seen/proved with xray) are lucky bastards

If you think people who snort lines are pussy squares

You get real high, puke constantly, and think "awesome, mission accomplished"

(*2500th post*)
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Haha.
 
I mixed a shot on back of the toilet I just pissed in and dropped my rig right in the dang piss water. Picked it out bare handed and wiped it off with toilet paper and shot it before dope was even cold. Fast hands.
 
If you decide it's a good idea to shoot up 200mg of over 80% cocaine.

If you decide it's a good idea to shoot up Nozinan, an old-school neuroleptic pretty much like Thorazine.

If you can take a picture of yourself from 3-4 years ago, put it together with a picture of you today, and picture it on one of those "Not even once" or "The Faces of Meth" posters.
 
If you've ever collected receipts.
If you have a collection of giftcards
If going to the bathroom (#1) takes more than 2 minutes
If you ever looked at your veins and just said "Fuck it"
 
You might be a junkie if you drive all the way across town with fumes in the tank, hoping you don't run out of gas, and spend your last $200 on dope. But because you're a bluelighter informed on the ins and outs of harm reduction, you stop at a pharmacy and boost a bottle of purified water and a handful of cotton for filter. :D

True story, bro. :\ :p
 
This section is still my favorite thread on all of bluelight

You might be a junky if you once found an old rig with mold growing in the bottom but it was the only one available sobyou ran hot water through it a dozen or so times and then loaddd it up

Dont ask how my arm didnt fall off
 
You might be a junky if you catch yourself talking to your boss with a syringe in your hand like you're holding a pen... and manage to put it away without him noticing.

(Does having a job take points off?)
 
Psychlone Jack said:
You might be a junkie if you drive all the way across town with fumes in the tank, hoping you don't run out of gas, and spend your last $200 on dope. But because you're a bluelighter informed on the ins and outs of harm reduction, you stop at a pharmacy and boost a bottle of purified water and a handful of cotton for filter. :D

True story, bro. :\ :p
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Haha good one dawg i totally feel the gas thing.
 
DroneLore said:
You're already fucked up but think you'll do another small shot, shoot up and realize the dope is still in the spoon, you just banged water.
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did that water shot with coke, but only because i couldn't remember if i melted down coke in it. And did NOT want to do a double-dose shot. Ah, memories.

You might be a junkie if....cash is only spent on dope. Everything else you can swipe your credit card for.
 
RedRum OG said:
If you think terminal cancer patients and people with crippling pain (that can be seen/proved with xray) are lucky bastards
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ha, guilty.

kinda makes you feel shitty for thinkin like that too
Jrhguitarist1 said:
I mixed a shot on back of the toilet I just pissed in and dropped my rig right in the dang piss water. Picked it out bare handed and wiped it off with toilet paper and shot it before dope was even cold. Fast hands.
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not that it makes too much difference but please tell us that was YOUR piss

carniegirl818 said:
(Does having a job take points off?)
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i lol'd IRL







askin someone if they can get any dope, they say no the only person i know who used died of an OD a month ago n your mad you didnt ask sooner, say to yourself "shit" cuz it coulda worked out

n then realize your being a sociopath n offer your condolences after having thought about how the situation effects you potentially coppin


happened to me tonight at work, n after i thought about it i was like shit what a dick i am cuz it literally took me a minute before i even thought bout sayin im sorry for your loss cuz i was dissapointed
 
You might be a junkie if you drive 3 states over without curse control in full on oxycodone withdrawal to see your mother for the first time in years. When you get there with "the flu" your step Dad pulls up with the family dog, freshly neutered, and it takes everything in you to fight to urge of stealing the Dog's codeine pills.

I didn't take it...he needed it more than me. Also, wtf they give you codeine for chopping your balls off? That dog deserved morphine at the very least...I'd been so pissed if I were that dog. I felt bad for him too...even told my Mom she was a cruel for chopping off his nads. I understand why people do it but damn..it just ain't right! :D
 
there are kiosks n shit you can sell em n i think there are places online too

n speakin of gift cards

you might be a junkie if your mom told all your family members not to give you cash from now on as gifts cuz you can be trusted with cash
 
yep thats my family...good thing i got a dealer who loves takin his girl out to eat....gotta take a cut in price tho
 
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