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you know you're trippin' balls when....

when you find yourself standing on a stair-master at your buddies house, alone in a dark exercise room, thinking you just saw a guy on a safari.

was this for e only? I've never done e....mine was about acid..so I'm gonna go with it

Or when you sit down and play worms on xbox 360, and after what seems like 5 minutes, you realize you've been playing for hours.

Or when you watch a new movie, and say "that is the best movie I've ever seen" then watch it sober and say "god that sucked."

Or when you watch a horror movie, and so scared you could shit bricks, but at the same time, you cannot stop laughing at how scared you are

Or when you go to flop into bed, and fall for what feels like minutes

Or when it takes you an hour and a half to pack a bong

Or when you go into the room you filled with balloons and lights, and lie underneath a blanket of balloons for HOURS.

Or when your friend who isn't tripping says "Dude how do you feel?" and you answer "socks" because you can't decide how you feel, so they say "socks?" and you reply "no, more like I'm getting a rubdown, but the massage lady put my brain in a furry vice"

sorry I went a little crazy...it was reminiscent.
 
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You sit down with some bud and theres some sort of goal, bust out a bowl or joint......? Oh yea im splittin this up into halfs......who has scales....alright scales ::Stare at bud and scales for 5 minutes:: sober friend just takes over while you lay on the couch.



"I just went to take a piss and i found 3 more arms on my back in the mirror, oh man I forgot to piss!"


You yell for someone to turn the lights off and you've been hanging out in the dark for hours.

All you can do is lay down and listen to Pete lazonby- Circles (actualy my favorite thing to do on shrooms)
 
... you get your gf in the mood cause you're horny as hell ...

... after you unwrap a condom you do not put in on your cock where it belongs, instead you cup it in your hands to 'protect' it...

Your gf asks you what the hell your doin to that condom...

... after giving your gf a whole lotta lovin' you try to put you underwear back on but cannot seem to get them untangled ...

and SOMEONE JUST KNOCKED!
 
...suddenly there are bright exploding patterns on things that were solid colored a few minutes ago.

...you laugh so hard your sides hurt, and when you realize you're laughing at nothing, you get hysterical all over again because it's just so damn funny.

...you try to write, but seem to have forgotten how to hold/use a pen or pencil.
 
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after the nausea gets the best of you and you vomit you realize that your vomit is the most beautiful shade of yellow that you've ever seen
 
Zagenth said:
Hahahaha, that's awesome lol.
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haha, yeah dude, my first time on Acid was with my friend whose older brother is always really cool to you when your tripping. He'll like drive you places, or make you food and stuff. Well, we called him and were like "Dude we got some blotters, we're tripping face, you want us to save you some?" and he replied "No, I'm all set but I've got an awesome idea to make it way better" and an hour later he came home and was like "Don't come in my room until I come get you guys." and about 45 minutes later he's like "COME HERE!" so we stumble into the extra bedroom that attaches to his, and there is like 300 balloons on the ground, 5 blacklights, a strobe light and he was blasting Aphex Twin. I wanted to play, and I did for a few seconds, but I got fixated on the colors and just laid down and watched them for hours. It is definitely the way to go if you want an intense trip.
 
when you are experiencing the same moment at the exact same place in time over and over again for what seems to you infinite
 
...when you end up watching ed edd and eddy for 4 hours because for some reason, the grass is blue and the trees are purple and you need to find out why
 
...When you blurt out, "It's like we're playing 3d chess" while playing a game of chess.
 
i always know when i look down and i dont see my body any more, that is the moment when hard trip becomes "Balls"
 
DigitalUnicorn said:
...your pets start acting all wierd around you.
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Yeh lmao!! what the f**k is with that? My cats act very weirdly but if on MDMA its a different story.
 
Your wall starts speaking to you, tells you the meaning of life, and you immediately forget it.
 
Has anyone experienced this?

Me and my friend dropped about 4 hits each. later on in the trip im sitting in the living room when my friend walks half way through the door than just stops. I say "haha wtf are u doing man?". and he says something like "ugh fuck ugh, umm. if i leave this room ill be leaving that chapter behind, and i cant start a new chapter yet. uh....ummm." THe fucker stood in the door way for a couple minutes while i bawled with laughter. finally he walked in and sat on the couch. haha. fuckin hilarious!
 
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