you know you're trippin' balls when....

[LostandFound]

(taken from an idea in the ecstacy archives, i thought it would work great here)


you know your trippin balls when...

you get excited when you close your eyes


you freak out in amazement when you find out how listerine pocket packs work, with the sticky and slippery side

you walk into a survey with no exit and panic and run a round the survey for about 20 minutes before deciding to go back out and use the other route

 

[nuke]

You repeatedly ask yourself, "Why do I feel so funny?" for a few months.

 

[SteeleyJ]

your pupils move to the music in your head when you look in the mirror.

 

[Karaboudjan]

You know you're trippin' balls when

...you think PD is DC or your Journal

...you (me) think you are a mod

 

[fastandbulbous]

... your most common utterance is 'what the fuck!', 'jesus christ' or other such philosophical comment on the nature of the fabric of reality

Of course when it just turns into burbling & random noises, you're too fucked to even conceive of 'you' or what 'tripping' entails - naked existance, second by second...

 

[Jabberwocky]

when you're writhing in ecstasy on the carpet

 

[B9]

When words become shapes that make no sense and are entirely disconnected from each other.

And other sundry phenomena. :D

 

[ManGleD]

When the room explodes and does a 360, but noone seems to notice but you.

 

[MDPV_Psychosis]

When the pre-trip excitement changes to fear, and I think:

"Oh no, not this again. Why the hell do I keep doing this to myself"

 

[domokun]

when you're looking at a box of 64 crayons and think "why haven't they invented the color I need yet?"

 

[The Hoff Bomb]

You r3ealize you have been talking to yourself for over an hour

 

[pemde]

u start thinking about how the world was created or some shit like that and then think you are possitive u found the answer. Then u wake up the next day and forgot of what the answer was but are sure that it was something amazing. At least in my case that happens like every time i do cid or shrooms

 

[moonyham]

when minions are bouncing on the keyboard to type what you are thinking in an msn convo.

 

[billywitchdoc.com]

you geek out at the most random things

you look forward to pointless commercials on tv because there so dumb

when you fall into the tv or computer because your concentrating too hard

 

[enoughorangejuice?]

when the porch gets bigger and your body and everything gets small and then the room gets smaller and you feel like you are huge and a giant and the room changes colors every 30 seconds fading from gray to green to blue to dull orange and back to gray all while the room is expanding/compacting and you are getting tiny and then huge and you can't stop laughing and shoving food into your mouth most of it falling everywhere making a mess and you try to roll a joint with toilet paper and you forget to put the weed in it and you light it on fire.

i figured i was tripping at that point. my friend informed me that i was trying to smoke a ball of toilet paper and i have chez-it crumbs all over my face and shirt and pants and all over the floor.

i ate about 4.5 - 6g of very nice boomers. my friends all ate 3.5, and one friend ate 1.7g because it was his first time and he had a really good trip too.

also three of us played piano at once and it sounded like mozart on speed but it was beautiful and it was freaking us out because after we played for about 20 minutes we realized we made the greatest song ever, so we stopped and made a fire and stared at it while the wood melted. i believe i was "tripping balls" at that point

 

[enoughorangejuice?]

when you're looking at a box of 64 crayons and think "why haven't they invented the color I need yet?"

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hahaha i like that a lot

 

[tobala]

...the tax man asks the elves to leave because it's time for your audit it to begin.

 

[swilow]

...you've got nine arms.

 

[Chemtek]

... flying bugs leave trails.

 

[subopm420]

Marcus comes 'round