you know you're trippin' balls when....

[domokun]

when you try to read the text on the PC monitor with one eye closed... and the other 1 inch away from the monitor.



... and still cant focus for shit.

hahaha this happened to me on wednesday

 

[delta_9]

when you can understand this - ednujosgfubjpaoigsvf

 

[orbital_forest]

when you hear a car starting up and it sounds like someone scratching on a turntable...

when you wander in circles thinking your friends have left you in a dingy rave venue 300 miles away fromy our home,onyl to realize they are in the car smoking meth...

when you say "thats the most invisible people ive ever seen!"

when you crush glass into the floor with your foot cuz it feels so right

when you go into a grocery store out of your head,throw a pie and rip up 200 dollars of your own money

when you flush your stash

when you break up with your girlfriend and send her home cuz you think she was an undercover agent all along (thankfully she wasnt and we are still together and VERY much in love)

when you stare in incomprehension at the stupid shit someone is saying,wondering why they cant realize you just touched the face of god!

becoming overwhelmed byt he love radiating off your significant other,causing your toes to curl

and the drum roll please,the NUMBER ONE SIGN YOUR TRIPPIN BALLLLLLLLS is......
when you dont want any more drugs!

 

[fastandbulbous]

When you have problems telling whether you just thought something or said it out load (a la HST at the start of Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas). That's always a sign that you're pretty much fully immersed

 

[phillo]

mm, thought of another: you're seeing a laser show and decide to pick at a hole in the seat on which you're sitting, the hole gets bigger and the stuffing coming out looks so good you decide to eat it and the person controlling the lasers looks at your friend and asks, "are your friends alright?"

 

[Yippee Skippy]

When you get lost in your pants pockets for a good hour or two

exactly.

 

[Zagenth]

When you ARE the wall for a bit...

 

[Nexus9]

When you realize the fascinating book you're reading is upside down.

...and then you scratch your head with an arm you didn't know you had and ask the lamp why you can't change the channel when you're watching the TV on your floor.

 

[Liric]

When I can speak at length about anything but can't tell who is speaking.

 

[untaMe]

when you zone out for an hour.. only to realize its been two minutes or vice versa

 

[thugg]

When it's Saturday, May 05, 2007, and you're me

 

[college_dropout]

When you get a call on your phone and you answer it, thinking it will be one of your friends, when it actually turns out to be your Dad.

 

[Don Luigi]

^And you say it was an all boys school luigi? :D

Heh, funnily enough it was 8)

 

[GreenMachine]

When you completely forget that reality exists beyond the room you are tripping in.

When you see about 8 fingers on someone's hand and they count it out to be only 5 and it makes sense, but you KNOW that there are more than five.

 

[TheSanityAssassin]

you come to the shocking realization that 6's are just upside down 9's

 

[DOHP]

When peoples heads look like there detached from their body.

When it takes you 5 minutes to send a short text message.

When you start so excited by a woman being attcked by a polar bear on TV, you start to cry with excitement (me last night)

 

[phillo]

you forget why/if you're holding your breath

 

[squerll]

When you look at your car and say FUCK THAT!

 

[Madhatter4]

When ...... your having six different conversations with one person at the same time

 

[hydrostatic]

...when you foolishly try to drive, yet are so relieved when you get pulled over by Michael Jackson. "Oh gosh I hope he does the moonwalk!"