You know you're at a Bluelight Party when....

[up all night]

You're at a Bluelight party where there are little cliques who sit together and think they're better than all the other cliques who are sitting together thinking exactly the same thing.

 

[doofqueen]

^^ yes that rings very true i think actually...

 

[hhc_king]

you know your at a bluelight party when u spend half the night looking for imaginary specs of meth on the capet

 

[DeMenTia02]

someone spews up a pill into the soiled toilet bowl, picks it out of the toilet, then starts a thread on a A4 piece of paper that tells everyone about it which is left on the front door with a pen so others can contribute

 

[UnSquare]

Nice Night At The Blank

I don't know I'm at a Bluelight Party.

 

[NickyJ]

I am filled with jealous rage!!! Damn living in North QLD. You are all more than welcome to bring these shennanigans up to my place :D And please do it soon

 

[my innerself]

you know you are at a bluelight party when the neighbours dont call the cops because the music is too loud, but because some of your guests are:

a. cutting up their garden hose
b. trying to get their dog stoned
c. asking them if they can use their toilet because the line up in your house is to long
d. urinating on their front lawn because they wont let them use their toilet.

 

[shal]

You see Backo there.

shals :D

 

[Taliana]

you know you are at a bluelight party when the neighbours dont call the cops because the music is too loud, but because some of your guests are:

a. cutting up their garden hose
b. trying to get their dog stoned
c. asking them if they can use their toilet because the line up in your house is to long
d. urinating on their front lawn because they wont let them use their toilet.

lmfao that is TOO funnny! hahahaha

 

[katmeow]

you know you are at a bluelight party when the neighbours dont call the cops because the music is too loud, but because some of your guests are:

a. cutting up their garden hose
b. trying to get their dog stoned
c. asking them if they can use their toilet because the line up in your house is to long
d. urinating on their front lawn because they wont let them use their toilet.

That sounds like my next door neighbour's high school pisshead parties. The amount of fuckers who cut our hose and used our front lawn as a toilet

 

[faerie]

Don't cut garden hoses. It's annoying, my friends cut up my neighbours hose at my 18th and I ended up getting in trouble for it.

 

[syntech]

.....when the decanter which is meant for bourbon actually has a litre of G in it.....

 

[Miss Peks]

.....when the decanter which is meant for bourbon actually has a litre of G in it.....

Hahahah that was funny!

When people are looking at the obscene amount of empty nangs and are considering making a massage chair out of them...

 

[syntech]

^^^
what makes it even funnier, is that its fact.

 

[Tabernacle]

There are so many nangs littering the floor that people slip and fall on them and have more nangs to deal with said injury and
for no reason at all 8 people jump into the bathtub to have nangs because the idea of a nangtub is extremely appealing to people with blue lips

 

[katmeow]

When a group leaves the party early Sunday morning and is lining up at the door of IGA when it opens to stock up on bulbs.

 

[rm1x]

When your excuse for over staying your welcome is that you could'nt find the icon to "log out".

 

[MoeBro]

When a group leaves the party early Sunday morning and is lining up at the door of IGA when it opens to stock up on bulbs.

things like these don't happen, do they?!

 

[onetwothreefour]

Originally posted by katmeow
When a group leaves the party early Sunday morning and is lining up at the door of IGA when it opens to stock up on bulbs.

*cue confused looks by iga staff*

 

[Chaos Butterfly]

^^

Cue *knowing* look from most IGA staff

Staff member: "So you've got a lot of cream to whip hey?"
Me: Yep

CB