You know you're at a Bluelight Party when....

[onetwothreefour]

^^^ lol. we got some young girl who wondered wtf we were gonna do with thirty boxes of them...i don't think she had any idea. probably didn't help that one of the guys with us started peaking in the queue

 

[NickyJ]

^They let you buy 30 boxes??? I better try that next time.

 

[funluvingurl]

^^^ I love sublety of that. *seriously, I have a cream fetish*

 

[onetwothreefour]

lol

...when all the mirrors are out, but none of them are on the walls :D

 

[sydkiwi]

^^we brought 86 boxes from a cake store in melbourne

 

[keystroke]

^ that is one gigantic deja-vu experience.

 

[UnSquare]

Ever Tried To Inhale A Dog?

Perhaps a large group
of Bluelighters
might turn up to
'The Hounds'
confused
about
whippets.

 

[onetwothreefour]

...when you consider labelling your mount franklin bottle 'water', so that nobody doses 2mls of it and then sits around complaining for the next hour.

 

[MoeBro]

ahheaea
that sounds class.
I missed out on good stuff didn't I?

 

[ButrosButros_Grantos]

You know your at a BL party when:

I forget to turn up

 

[CHiLD-0F-THE-BEAT]

^If it's the one I'm thinking of, it's still going.

* * *

You know you're at a BL party when it goes for a week.

 

[KemicalBurn]

All the glue in your house has mysteriously dissappeared...
Strange threads appear in Aus social the next day...

 

[Geez-A]

All the mattresses from your house are pulled out into the lounge room, theres little empty baggies littering your kitchen, a whole bunch of severely munted people all over each other on the aforementioned matresses, wicked Rubber Duck dance moves to thumping drum and bass, all the water bottles in the house are used up and scattered everywhere, clothes are missing, stupid pics are being taken, people disappearing with others for "private talks" heh heh

 

[bRiSvEgAs4lIfE]

They sound like some pretty wicked schindigs. I think I gotta stop hanging around so many drinkers.

 

[shorza]

... when all the guys are sitting by themselves cos the ladies are upstairs fucking!

 

[Stuart]

you ask someone what they are drinking tonite.. they hoid up a bottle of water and smile

 

[0ff1cer_ch0ps]

you know your at a bluelight party, when you get a birthday card about farts... just so they can circle the word GAS and write total utter shit that im still trying to read

BEST CARD EVER!!!

thanks guys

 

[raverchik]

^ oh yeah about that, Me and Jo had some code thing going on that I totally cant remember

 

[katmeow]

... when all the guys are sitting by themselves cos the ladies are upstairs fucking!

Haha, too funny

 

[Tabernacle]

there are 9 people in the bathtub and they're all writhing around and having nangs at the same time.

Shorza: you know they don't go upstairs- they start fisting under a dooner on the couch while everybody is talking/watching. I know this because it happened, just ask icantfeelmylegs