BayCityRolla
Bluelighter
You Know you're at a Bad rave when....
You can't find any drugs....
You can't find any drugs....
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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AT A BAD RAVE WHEN...
- Thread starter Psyentist aka plastikman
- Start date
muzby
Bluelighter
you see muzby there.
he comes up and hugs you and says
"this is a great party...
i'm sooo fucked.."
then just walks off..
he comes up and hugs you and says
"this is a great party...
i'm sooo fucked.."
then just walks off..
silverchic
Bluelighter
they run out of water
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'once u pop, u can't stop..'
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'once u pop, u can't stop..'
Airwalk
Bluelighter
You see mullet hair cuts!
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"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?"
"Well I have actually and it turns out that the devil is a real top bloke."
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"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?"
"Well I have actually and it turns out that the devil is a real top bloke."
ROT
Bluelighter
23h00: As you walk in you realise your group has upped the average age by 12 years
23h05: You realise you group faded on you when they heard about the party, & its just you
00h00: At least half of the people are seedy alcoholics playing pokies (yes, daydreams, I'm talking to YOU)
01h00: You try dancing, and a spaced out 13yr old girl with a backpack on dances in front of you, rythmically digging a sharp corner of it into your crotch
to 02h00: She is attached to you by an invisible string - wherever you go to escape her, she slowly follows, backpack first.
02h10: You go to sit down to get away from her. Her friend collapses next to you in a smear of sweat and says "I'mTinkyisntthisgreathowmanypillshaveyouhad?"
02h11: You stand up to leave, and the chewing gum stretches into a long string, connecting your ass to the sofa
02h15: You've dropped your ticket on the floor and cant get your bag until 8am - stranded with no keys, money, jacket - even though you can see the bag there, and can describe its contents
02h16: You realise you also dropped your pills...
08h00: - everyone has gone home - one of them with your bag, 'cos thats gone too
08h05: - you see the cloakroom girl getting into a nice warm cab with the biggest of the bouncers, your bag, and giggling to her mates on your phone as the cab drives off
23h05: You realise you group faded on you when they heard about the party, & its just you
00h00: At least half of the people are seedy alcoholics playing pokies (yes, daydreams, I'm talking to YOU)
01h00: You try dancing, and a spaced out 13yr old girl with a backpack on dances in front of you, rythmically digging a sharp corner of it into your crotch
to 02h00: She is attached to you by an invisible string - wherever you go to escape her, she slowly follows, backpack first.
02h10: You go to sit down to get away from her. Her friend collapses next to you in a smear of sweat and says "I'mTinkyisntthisgreathowmanypillshaveyouhad?"
02h11: You stand up to leave, and the chewing gum stretches into a long string, connecting your ass to the sofa
02h15: You've dropped your ticket on the floor and cant get your bag until 8am - stranded with no keys, money, jacket - even though you can see the bag there, and can describe its contents
02h16: You realise you also dropped your pills...
08h00: - everyone has gone home - one of them with your bag, 'cos thats gone too
08h05: - you see the cloakroom girl getting into a nice warm cab with the biggest of the bouncers, your bag, and giggling to her mates on your phone as the cab drives off
ferris
Bluelighter
...they let Ferris Play
Keep it real-ferris
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..."apart from Death, are there any other side effects"...
Keep it real-ferris
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..."apart from Death, are there any other side effects"...
when they play previews for the latest hollywood blockbuster before the party...
then your friend turns to you and tells you the movie's starting...
then you look at your friend, then your popcorn, then the screen, and realise this is not an "abandoned cinema complex".
when you hear the party advertised on the "hits fm" radio station, in between scandal'us and hear'say.
when you tell the dj that the speed controls on the 1210s are broken, and he tells you "it doesn't matter, i don't use them anyway".
while the dj mixes between songs, you look up at him and see that he is dancing around behind the decks making out with the promoter...
at the end of the night you see the dj hop into his suzuki swift with his record collection of 2 records and mysterious looking cd stacker...
when you then see the dj make another trip and walk out of the party with the sound system, which he then re-installs back into his car.
when the lighting and sound is done by some geeky 14yr-old kid who charged the promoter "a few hundred" to do the gig.
when the promoter pays a 14yr-old kid to do the lighting and sound.
when the promoter "doesn't care if the dj didn't turn up, it's not his fault" (no offence to happy valley i know it wasn't their fault)
when they stop halfway through the dj's set to draw the raffle.
the prize for the raffle is a trip for 2 to see jennifer lopez live in LA.
jennifer lopez is actually at the party...
asking the dj to "play her fucking song"
the dj does...
5 times...
chill this is the best thread if you do another BL awards i think supaspeed should get one for his contribution to this thread.
then your friend turns to you and tells you the movie's starting...
then you look at your friend, then your popcorn, then the screen, and realise this is not an "abandoned cinema complex".
when you hear the party advertised on the "hits fm" radio station, in between scandal'us and hear'say.
when you tell the dj that the speed controls on the 1210s are broken, and he tells you "it doesn't matter, i don't use them anyway".
while the dj mixes between songs, you look up at him and see that he is dancing around behind the decks making out with the promoter...
at the end of the night you see the dj hop into his suzuki swift with his record collection of 2 records and mysterious looking cd stacker...
when you then see the dj make another trip and walk out of the party with the sound system, which he then re-installs back into his car.
when the lighting and sound is done by some geeky 14yr-old kid who charged the promoter "a few hundred" to do the gig.
when the promoter pays a 14yr-old kid to do the lighting and sound.
when the promoter "doesn't care if the dj didn't turn up, it's not his fault" (no offence to happy valley i know it wasn't their fault)
when they stop halfway through the dj's set to draw the raffle.
the prize for the raffle is a trip for 2 to see jennifer lopez live in LA.
jennifer lopez is actually at the party...
asking the dj to "play her fucking song"
the dj does...
5 times...
chill this is the best thread if you do another BL awards i think supaspeed should get one for his contribution to this thread.
Airwalk
Bluelighter
When I'm not there.
*Ducks for cover while rotten fruit is thrown*
Bye.
*Ducks for cover while rotten fruit is thrown*
Bye.
plazma
Bluelighter
when you get hit on by an old guy in a suit (you're a guy)
and it's john howard
and he's peaking
you tell him to fuck off, and he starts hitting on your mum
you turn away in disgust only to find them humping on the bonnet of your car when you go to leave
and it's only 9 pm
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the guy who was once
E-u4ria...
and it's john howard
and he's peaking
you tell him to fuck off, and he starts hitting on your mum
you turn away in disgust only to find them humping on the bonnet of your car when you go to leave
and it's only 9 pm
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the guy who was once
E-u4ria...
madmick19
Bluelight Crew
when it is being held at Club habana
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the consciouness of self is the greatest hinderance to the correct execution of any physical action... u dont exist therefore there are no boundaries or limits
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the consciouness of self is the greatest hinderance to the correct execution of any physical action... u dont exist therefore there are no boundaries or limits
cancle
Bluelighter
LOL madmick, I totally agree!
tripped
Bluelighter
when you wanna use your passout and head to the lit up 'exit' sign only to realise that you're walking directly into a lit up drinks refrigerator.
You smell petrol fumes from under the bleachers.
Blokes are standing around in the toilets, talking about which chick they're gonna take home and shag rotten.
There's a Rush'n clothing stall.
The hardcore room is belting out Eiffel 65.
Happy hardcore is achieved by sliding the tempo bar 'up' on the Technics.
Dealers hand you their business cards.
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You can kick the monkey all you want...but what do you do when he wakes up?
Blokes are standing around in the toilets, talking about which chick they're gonna take home and shag rotten.
There's a Rush'n clothing stall.
The hardcore room is belting out Eiffel 65.
Happy hardcore is achieved by sliding the tempo bar 'up' on the Technics.
Dealers hand you their business cards.
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You can kick the monkey all you want...but what do you do when he wakes up?
Airwalk
Bluelighter
When you see people doing the Erkle
*Wonders how many people will get that*
*Wonders how many people will get that*
