23h00: As you walk in you realise your group has upped the average age by 12 years
23h05: You realise you group faded on you when they heard about the party, & its just you
00h00: At least half of the people are seedy alcoholics playing pokies (yes, daydreams, I'm talking to YOU)
01h00: You try dancing, and a spaced out 13yr old girl with a backpack on dances in front of you, rythmically digging a sharp corner of it into your crotch
to 02h00: She is attached to you by an invisible string - wherever you go to escape her, she slowly follows, backpack first.
02h10: You go to sit down to get away from her. Her friend collapses next to you in a smear of sweat and says "I'mTinkyisntthisgreathowmanypillshaveyouhad?"
02h11: You stand up to leave, and the chewing gum stretches into a long string, connecting your ass to the sofa
02h15: You've dropped your ticket on the floor and cant get your bag until 8am - stranded with no keys, money, jacket - even though you can see the bag there, and can describe its contents
02h16: You realise you also dropped your pills...
08h00: - everyone has gone home - one of them with your bag, 'cos thats gone too
08h05: - you see the cloakroom girl getting into a nice warm cab with the biggest of the bouncers, your bag, and giggling to her mates on your phone as the cab drives off