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When you always have 5-htp, refer to them as 'Raver Savers' and ask people if they want one ^_^ :P
 
jr23 said:
When you spend $250 on caps then, buy a test kit just to find that they are full of mephedrone.
Then panic and start calling everyone you know who can hook you up 2 nights before an event.

When you spend hours walking around an event asking everyone with soup plate eyes if they got any pills they selling... While rolling...
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Wow.. I would've just kept the mephedrone ;)
 
When you are trying to explain to your boyfriend that your skin was completely lobstered by the sun and instead you tell him how you got OYSTERED. haha

When you have a great idea like going for a walk in the woods at 3am, rolling balls and it takes you 45 minutes to get out the door because you can't remember if you grabbed your vicks, smokes, keys, etc and it takes you another 10 minutes to tie your shoes

When you go to the gas station 3 times in 2 hours wearing a hoodie and sunglasses and don't realize that the cashier is probably freaking, thinking you are about to rob her ass
 
one time after a party in az about ten years ago, my friend renegade started hugging and making out with a tree.

what else..

i guess you're an etard when you come into this topic and forgot what the hell it was you were going to post.
 
when you spend all night tearing the house apart looking for the vicks, which tweaks you up by the way, only to give up and find out the next day that your dick head friend had it the whole time
 
AylaV said:
one time after a party in az about ten years ago, my friend renegade started hugging and making out with a tree.

what else..

i guess you're an etard when you come into this topic and forgot what the hell it was you were going to post.
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Both are EXCELLENT examples of etardedness. :)
You know you're an etard when you're at the gym and think "I gotta try this while I'm rolling"
 
They have an EM night at a bar up there?.....that's it I'm driving my ass up there




You know you're an etard when you drop mad love for all your ED familia in the send love thread in the lounge.
 
*when you lay in the middle of the street at 2am because it's retained the heat from the day time and feels soooo gooood....
 
^ah that's a fun one :)
I did that on these rocks
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:) to say the least.
 
- When you steal all of your non-rolling friends' cell phones just so you can talk to whoever calls.
 
when you dont know how many times you have r0lLeD
when you can taste the pill and know if its mdma
when you really dont get any positive social feelings from E anymore(beyond the first loss of magic) and still take it....and in high doses to atleast get eye wiggles
 
* You know you're an etard when you pick up your cellphone, change the song that's playing, then your phone disappears from your hands and you're like wtf.

- When a friend asks you a question and you reply by mumbling something about bill o reilly and how he does his gardening.

- When you have a full blown conversation with a girl (pole) named christina telling her to mop the floor, wash the dishes, close the door, and come to bed to see your rolls. :|
 
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