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When you spend 30 dollars on beading supplies to make kandy bracelets. Not for a rave but for halloween, your going as a raver.

I'm doing this got 60 bracelets, 60 glow sticks, and a bag of lolipops. I plan to walk around all decked out and give them away to people i meet. I go to a major university and im just going to walk around the streets dancing and giving away things, awesome!
 
I am also going as a hardcore Kandi Kid for halloween!!! I have 40 pieces of Kandi for each arm and I have PHATPANTS!!! and glow sticks and omg I am going to look sexi :)
 
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when you pause for a moment just to make sure your buddy knows how amazing life is
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Every 5 minutes :D

Sooo guilty :)


-When you wake up and you are only able to open your mouth about 1 inch wide.
 
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You know your an e-tared when you pet a blanket like its an animal

You know your an e-tared when you get rain on your leg and touch down there to see if you pissed yourself only to find out it was just water...

You know your an e-tared when you ask your friend "Dude how high are you" 90+ times in a 1 hour span..

You know your an e-tared when everyone is quite and all the sudden in a burst of speech you yell "GUYS I JUST FUCKING NOTICED MY BINKY HAS A FUCKIN BABY GIRAFFE ON IT OMG HOW COOL"
 
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prolly been said before but

when the cashier at publix winks at you for buyin vicks, water...and glow sticks
 
Spoken Word said:
prolly been said before but

when the cashier at publix winks at you for buyin vicks, water...and glow sticks
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Yeah I went into a store once just before getting high at a party, bought water and glow sticks (and maybe a soother) the cashier actually asked me if I was going to the party I was going to and told me he was going. I then saw him there like 5 hours later and we partied all night together. Fucking awesome!
 
Whilst off chop's, you stand at a bar and the dude behind the bar asks you what you want, but you cant remember so you stand there for like 5mins trying to remember what you wanted :P
 
When rope lights r the COOLESt thing ever.

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When you sit here when you're suppose to be getting ready for school and miss first period because you just HAD to finish reading this thread!
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These are awesome
 
You start buying fairly expensive beans cos normal ones have stopped working on you

(Sorry, price discussion is not allowed Bluelight. -- RGB)
 
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I moved up to more expensive cleaner better ones cause the cheaper ones in my city are way to dirty!

(As in the above post, we don't allow price discussion on Bluelight. :\ -- RGB)
 
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1. When you drop everything you are doing just to go pee.
2. Calling a potty break a mission.
3. You look at the pills you just bought and calling them beautiful.
4. You go up to your moms room rolling balls to ask her how many fist fights she's been in.. and then leave.
5. You sit there for 5 minutes trying to figure out what the fuck the song is saying and swearing it's in German when it's really the "I'd rather get some head" song.
6. You have to write everything down that was funny so you don't forget.
7. Have sex with a ghost (that was a friend)
8. You never get tired of a good song.
9. You try to look like a bad ass in a picture but ur just too damn happy so you smile the biggest you can.
10. You feel like your stuck when trying to jump through a window so you do a backflip inside instead.
11. When you wear a "this is how I roll" shirt when you roll.
12. You wear a certain pair of underwear whenever you roll.
13. You have a conversation with a security guard about how bad drugs are when you yourself are FUCKED up.
14. You are able to name this many Etarded facts.
15. You cut a hole in a layer of your bra to sneak gum into raves.
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