You know you're an Etard when...

[Tripp_D]

When you bend over to to light your lighter with a newly broken cigarette.
When you smoke your cigs down to the filter, then chew them.
When you close your eyes for a second, and the room looks completely different when you open them
When your vocabulary gets reduced to that of a 6 year old

 

[blackpaw]

When your vocabulary gets reduced to that of a 6 year old

Haaa! LOLin

When you get a Light up LED shower head. This thing is great.
Changes colors more than the typical 3. Very cool!

http://cgi.ebay.com/9-COLOR-LED-SHO...emQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item5ad3d742ff

 

[gelleng]

When you walk into a party when your just hitting and everyone comes rushing to see you and you can't complete sentences so you just walk away from them without a word and start dancing, 10 mins later you go find all of them to say hi

 

[theysayrollingsfun]

When you have to ask a stranger to put your jumper on for you because you're too fucked to do it yourself.

 

[gelleng]

haha ^^ gold!!

 

[Rizzen]

When you argue with some damn cat to take you to a gas station.






And she says NO!

 

[johnny4711]

When you go go to work the next day and you can't even talk because your mouth hurts so bad from jawwing all weekend. You continue to see blotches , black spots on poeples faces...

 

[johnny4711]

Oh yeah.... you chew half your hands off, your hands hurt already from biting your nails, you bite all night even though there bleeding. E-Tarded !!

 

[TWISTEDmind]

i chewed on my bottom lip and and it grew about 20 times in size for like a whole week it was so embarrassing i looked like a duck

 

[gelleng]

Man all the people above, it's called gum... or a soother.... lol.

 

[K_Two]

Man all the people above, it's called gum... or a soother.... lol.

Know you're an etard when your jaw won't stop clicking after chomping on gum all night!

 

[Poester]

when you actually break chewing gum. seriously, its happened.
when a band you dont like becomes the shizzzzznizzzle.
when you cant get to sleep and end up in a failed jerk off attempt, covered in sweat.

 

[Rolling.on]

When a stranger comes up and asks for help putting his shirt on but both of you combined can't work it out so you both go around asking other strangers for help

 

[shytide]

And This picture makes you sad

THE BURNING OF $7 BILLION DOLLARS WORTH OF ECSTASY

...
someone needs to fly through that smoke and inhale it all in. BETTER SOME THAN TO LET IT ALL GO TO WASTE, RIGHT?? ><

 

[bama420]

when you visit blue light more than once a day..
when you visit dea microgram seeing what new drugs they have found this month
when you take your moms debit card and go to the day spa while rolling and get a massage... well that one might be e-smarted? your call

 

[RGB]

well that one might be e-smarted? your call

When you coin terms like "e-smarted" to describe thinking of fun things to do while rolling. :D

 

[burn2shine]

When you don't even know what the word discretion means.

 

[Gormur]

when you forget the last time you rolled and it was yesterday

when you listen to trance sober and feel like you're rolling a little

when you know the meaning of PLUR

when you know that ecstasy is mda or mdma (sad but true these days )

 

[FlippingTop]

When someone asks you for pills and you lead him to someone that offered you pills earlier, stop multiple times on the way because you have forgotten what you were doing and when you finally find the dealer it turns out that they are both dealers...

 

[JoshE]

When you don't wanna leave the taxi because you were having the most in depth conversation with the taxi driver