You know you're an Etard when...

[ladida]

when u share anything with anyone, no matter how discusting it may seem to u when ure sober

 

[white_heart]

Hahaha I did that with Gum Someone gave me pre-chewed gum and I was like, meh wth. lOl :D

 

[gelleng]

I'm pretty sure I have take pre-chewed gum too lol.

 

[tonner]

When You Overdose And Die.

I'm laughing, and i'm on my own.

 

[socalthizzn]

When reading or writing a text message requires you to shut one eye and hold the phone at arms length.

Your tongue seems to have swelled to twice its normal size

HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA about the texting that shit is always mee!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[AndroidsDreamofBTC]

- When you honest to God believe that if everyone in the world did ecstasy at the same time we would come to a mutual understanding of each other and there would be world peace.

I like this one. Too bad it'll be back to the same old BS once everyone comes down.

 

[jamesmartin]

When you talk to your socks for 2 hours ..... It's happened to me ! Lol

 

[tyrael]

I like this one. Too bad it'll be back to the same old BS once everyone comes down.

Or probably worse. Damn comedowns. Lol.

 

[barf]

when you see the word rave in travel...

 

[blackpaw]

when you see "trance" in entrance..

 

[Mr Sosa]

when the frontpage of a national newspaper said "we love mandy" (in reference to a UK politician) and me and a mate jus start cracking up

 

[zach2753]

Your tongue seems to have swelled to twice its normal size

swollen as i speak

 

[gelleng]

swollen as i speak

Mine too. I chewed the shit out of my tongue and cheek last night


You know your an etard when you come home and put on start wars and thru the opening credit you rave to the star wars theme song Hellz yeah!!

 

[Ruby Roo]

Mine too. I chewed the shit out of my tongue and cheek last night


You know your an etard when you come home and put on start wars and thru the opening credit you rave to the star wars theme song Hellz yeah!!

LOL!!!! that's fricken awesome.

 

[tom landers]

when you wear candy all the time......

 

[gelleng]

when you wear candy all the time......

Guilty... I wear candy everyday!

 

[wappedout]

when u wake up with bits of blood at the edges your mouth from jewing ur jaws uv lost your phone and coat and you have on some randomers pink fluffy gloves u cant even member getting and you look down the bedroom floor at your mate and he is absouloutly coverd in mud from lyen on the ground all nite but yet both of you can say that was the best nite of your fucking life lets do it again next weekend

 

[Rizzen]

when you read this tread? twice? very confused and distracted also chewing your face? you forget what were u going to post.. and i found a cig! swteet!

 

[Ruby Roo]

And This picture makes you sad

THE BURNING OF $7 BILLION DOLLARS WORTH OF ECSTASY

oh god.... i think i just died a little inside

 

[blackpaw]

when you roll ballz playing any Metroid game.

Metroid fan reprezenten.