You know you're an Etard when...

[Glowtek702]

When you try to light your piece with matches

 

[millionairE]

When, after rolling consecutively on the weekends...

I just get to my house,
pulled into my parking spot,
opened the door,
got all my things,
locked the door,
and shut it...withOUT grabbing my keys.
Now, I'm stranded outside my house..
with my dying laptop and phone..
and no way into my house or vehicle.
FML. >.<


That just happened...no joke.

 

[CMurda]

when YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY DYING to FUCKING ROLL AGAIN THAT YOU FEEL LIKE YOUR ENTIRE WORLD HAS CRASHED BECAUSE NO ONE CAN GET THEM ANYMORE AROUND HERE!!!!!!


ya thats how im feeling right now....lost my connec

 

[Jakobe]

I went golfing yesterday as I was on a comedown and wanted some fresh air, I get in the golf cart, take my car keys out and try to jam them in the golf cart.

I realized what I was doing a couple seconds later and just put on a blank stare.

 

[tyrael]

-When you spend about 30minutes trying to play a movie on a DVD player........when it's a bluray! =S (having said that it was on a combination of the end of a pill and a few cones, bit slow in the head my friend an I were)

 

[Quanta]

When you are a pro at sending text messages with one eye closed and the cell at about arms length from your face.

 

[BRAINDEAD1]

When your favorite music is techno and all you want to do is play with l.e.d.s and glow sticks

 

[Jakeperson]

When you look at every one in the clubs pupils to spot the pillheads!

 

[UltimaWeapon]

When you've spent a Friday night playing Final Fantasy 7 on mute listening to house and trance while rolling your fucking face off

lol fuck that, the concentration it takes to play an RPG while rolling is too much. =P

 

[awesomekid88]

When you look at every one in the clubs pupils to spot the pillheads!

hahaha i always do this...and always pay attention to anyone chewing gum!

 

[GlowstickRoller]

when YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY DYING to FUCKING ROLL AGAIN THAT YOU FEEL LIKE YOUR ENTIRE WORLD HAS CRASHED BECAUSE NO ONE CAN GET THEM ANYMORE AROUND HERE!!!!!!


ya thats how im feeling right now....lost my connec

Man, I feel your freaking feel your pain. :[ Why does no one have pills around here! I don't want anymore weed.

 

[burn2shine]

when you know how to work a nos cracker without getting your hands frozen
you light your cigarette backwards

 

[JustBlaze420]

when you look twice at anyone sipping on a 20 oz. water bottle

aha some kid at the mall with a big bottle of water wearing black shades, he had to be rolling.:D

 

[UltimaWeapon]

I found it therapeutic, *SPOILER* I was at the part where you finally find Aeries praying at the alter and she looks up at Cloud then the camera goes to an upward angle and you see Sephiroth fall from the ceiling and stab her, I cried
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJbQxDmhPFo&feature=related

lol, come on... the bitch deserved what she got. =P jk.


and HELL YES, sephiroth's theme is great to listen to =)

 

[ApolloFC]

When you organize a meditation around rolling on ecstasy only to realize the music in the background of your brain, makes it impossible to be still, and you start dancing.

You thus wake up from you dream at work, and everyone is looking at you, whispering things like "Ecstasy Freak, E-Tard, Burn-Out".

Yet, you still dance anyway.

 

[d4rksun]

When you check your harddrive and your techno music folder has 20+ GB

Only 20? Try like 200+

 

[Spring!]

*When you spend about 30 mins telling someone how awesome they are and trading kandi.. just to realize that you two never said anything else to each other
*When you bear-hug whoever just gave you a lightshow until they understand how happy they've just made you
*When you go around telling everyone who you think are the undercover cops, just to help out hahaha
*When you start liking your rave name more than your actual one =l
*When you hear your jaw CLICK as you talk while rolling :S

 

[pink nike]

When you look at every one in the clubs pupils to spot the pillheads!

hah guilty

 

[nautilus]

When you think everyone is beautiful and good and will never harm you in any way.

 

[waterfreak]

when you take ur pills and while your waiting to come up you realize that your dancing to the music from that show "la ink"