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You know you're an Etard when... Vers. Wait..what?

amanda_eats_pandas said:
Chill dude, most people have done it even though they preach how unsafe it is. I know I have.


When you close one eye and hold the phone an arms length away just to write a text.

When you look at your sent texts the next morning and you just get embarassed.

You tell strangers your life stories and then always make plans to see them in the future.
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ayy Amanda where ya been?

im so guilty of the 1st and 3rd:D
 
that just happened. :) haha... i could post so much more but it's too much so i decided to stick to this one,for now.
 
nah, but on my old phone I did. and etard was in there, and MDMA automatically got capitalized. =D
 
When you wake up thinking you can wake up like this every morning.

When you can recite all the pills in your area from color all the way down to the reagents.

When you have a hard time trying to remember something dumb you did 2 nights ago on yellow macs lol.
 
socalthizzn said:
You poop in your pants at a rave and just keep on trucking for 5 more hours without cleaning your pants. And even though you have a keist full of feces you still get a dime to take to your hotel. And you score still.
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Haha. This made me laugh because when I was a teenager, when annoying kids used to ask me for my "rave name" I would tell them it was PoopE - because at my first rave I was rolling so hard I pooped my pants, obviously.
 
u try to convince the convenient store worker that pop rocks was the best thing ever invented

then at the next gas station you ask him if he tried the pop rocks yet and having ur friend tell you the first guy was at a completely different gas station
 
you know you're an etard when...

you're at an event and you tell complete strangers, and inanimate objects such as walls and columns that you looooooove them and you're so happy they exist!!!:)
 
When your friend records a video of your etarded behavior and you watch it the next morning thinking, shit I can't believe I actually said that.
 
when you turn a water bottle upside down and go into an in-depth description of it being a universe and how a universe exists. I think i said something along the lines of immense and impure matters being contained within another matter, with the addition of light. (held it up into a street light to see the lights reflections and swirls in water and all the impuritys were similar to stars), then my friend leans over and goes yup there is definitely more going on than that just being water. Then i think i said something along the lines of how people think they're so special and how it's funny as fuck, then i drank the universe. lol
 
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