You know your a pothead when . . .

[face your demons]

you go to push the "snooze" button... but there is a big fat blunt in the way.

 

[anhalonium9]

when all your friends are potheads too.

 

[Jake1er]

-You know the names and times of every crap TV show from 8.30am to 2am!!


true that :D

 

[syymphonatic]

-you know all the right tricks to get a ride home.

 

[qwe]

YES!! i have also always wondered what the fuck other people do. if i wasn't high all the time i'd be bored as shit! no wonder sober people get excited about the dumbest shit.

yeah many ppl do seem to get excited about the dumbest shit

but what do sober ppl do? msot of my friends r sober. they just hang out all the time, and do activity stuff (church, after school stuff), drink, and do stuff that seems anti establishment

 

[slyvan wanderer]

Dude, tell your gf to chill and not worry about smoking pot all day. it works.

 

[Deeman]

You start watching several TV shows at once by channel flicking. You get interested in all of them and forget what you were watching originally.. Then when you do remember what you were watching, u get pissed off bc you missed a shitload of it!!

 

[Chaotic]

You know you're blazed out of your mind when

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[Chaotic]

you think the whole world has a master plan to fool you

 

[ice-9]

when you can't read guidelines

 

[synergy22]

you think like this :S

 

[newshound]

when a giant poster of mao begins talking to you and asking for the line on the colts-chargers game.

 

[Sparker]

when you walk around in circles, when outside and just skin up where ever you go...

 

[Cyrus]

when you think torture is watching the food network

 

[grovel]

when you repeatedly try to light a bowl with the wrong side of a lighter

 

[Cyrus]

when you drive to the store because you have the munchies from watching the food network, then you cant decide on what to get, so you ask the clerk and he tells you to buy a hot dog. you buy a slurpee and some snickers then head home

then you remember half way home
you drove to the store

 

[Riklet]

When you start saying things like "w00t and "1337" which you wouldn't normally see, while youre wathcing T.V

 

[HigherWisdom]

When you can't even speak.

 

[drug related]

the short term memory loss cycle hits...what was i doin? do what now? uhhhh

 

[Jake1er]

When you find yourself standing in the middle of the room wondering what the hell you where doing